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Kingtony87

Kingtony87

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Feb 2, 2016
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Mix6APlix said:


Here is a pic I made for a seperate FB page to rant against my job at the time. It caused serious fuckery with corporate people coming to the restaurant to tell everyone to defriend the account. I had a great time laughing at this, as no one knew, but everyone thought it was me, until I steered them towards a previous employee who was quite disgruntled and everyone ate that idea hook line and sinker.

Edit: Yes, that is my Cutco chef knife in my teeth.
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Nipped my thumb a month ago with my cutco.


I love their bagel knife
 
TheAwkwardTitan

TheAwkwardTitan

IQ = 209
Jan 30, 2016
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I'm just kidding, bro. For sure i'm gonna use your image in my spank bank tonight. Not in a homosexual way.... just for motivation, bro. Y'know?
 
gangsterkathryn

gangsterkathryn

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Oct 20, 2015
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seekntruth said:
Are you high or is that the narcolepsy about to take hold?









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The narcolepsy is real right now, while I'm counting the safe at work. :sleeping::sleeping:


I took so many pictures because of the damn sun in my eyes and for some reason, I posted the one where I'm squinting the most.
 
TheAwkwardTitan

TheAwkwardTitan

IQ = 209
Jan 30, 2016
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3,490
gangsterkathryn said:
John... is that you?!
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"So Mom things are getting pretty serious with this girl i'm seeing. We've chatted for about 12 minutes on TMMAC today, and even though only 2 posts were exchanged I really think she's into me. I mean she's even calling me by my name.... well it's not my name, but it's a name.... so it's the thought that counts, right? I just wish she'd quit being a tease and send me a full body picture. How am I supposed to know if she has hips sufficient enough to bear me 9 children?"

6 of our 9 children with be named Dale btw. The other three will be named Fishtank, Rusty Hatchet and Assortment Of Fruit Jr.
 
gangsterkathryn

gangsterkathryn

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Oct 20, 2015
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TheAwkwardTitan said:
"So Mom things are getting pretty serious with this girl i'm seeing. We've chatted for about 12 minutes on TMMAC today, and even though only 2 posts were exchanged I really think she's into me. I mean she's even calling me by my name.... well it's not my name, but it's a name.... so it's the thought that counts, right? I just wish she'd quit being a tease and send me a full body picture. How am I supposed to know if she has hips sufficient enough to bear me 9 children?"

6 of our 9 children with be named Dale btw. The other three will be named Fishtank, Rusty Hatchet and Assortment Of Fruit Jr.
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5 of 9. One will be Harley. Correct it now.
 
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