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Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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13,405
what was it?

I was am usher at a Cineplex Odeon movie theatre. As I tend to, I left in spectacular fashion. Also beat the shit out of 2 kids trying to pry open the back door to one of the theatres. Had another usher with at the time, but they got what the deserved.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,038
14,457
Saturday job sweeping up, making drinks and preparing colours in a hair dressers. Absolutely loved it, even though I likely didn't beat anyone up.
 

Yuki Nakai's Eye

Slow in the head, Quick in bed
Sep 2, 2015
1,965
3,218
First "job" was breaking into movie theaters, I beat up some dorky usher who made an effeminate attempt at keeping me out
 

Wild

Zi Nazi
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
90,013
129,583
Rally's hamburgers. Not a bad gig during my sophomore year in high school. Free food, also gave out a lot of free food to chics from my school which probably helped me get laid on occasion. Good times.
 
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Database Programmer converting old databases to Microsoft technologies to be Y2K compliant.



During the local tech crash I worked short periods in a haunted house and waited tables. The former was the greatest job I ever had. If I ever had an American Beauty type break down, that would be my "least responsibility" job.
 

Qat

QoQ
Nov 3, 2015
16,385
22,488
Sodered chips n stuff to boards for a company producing equipment like those big fucking machines you look into for eye doctors.
 

Team Bisping

TMMAC Addict
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
6,487
10,428
Paperboy when i was like 13, getting up at 6,30am every morning to make £8 a week. Life was much simpler back then...

though i totally robbed an 'adult' mag from top shelf when packing my paper bag and store manager wasn't looking. haha
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
47,593
59,498
Mowing some rich dude's lawn. He had 30 acres. I was 14. I rode my bike over there every Monday, Wednesday and Friday and rode around on his riding mower until dark. He even had a punch clock for me.

First job at an actual business was a dishwasher at a fried chicken place. Sucked. Some of the waitresses were smoking hot though. I was 16 for that one. $3.35 / hour baby!
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
38,273
64,364
Paper route at 11. Quit that when The Vancouver Sun went to morning deliveries.
 

sparkuri

Pulse on the finger of The Cimmunity
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
37,805
49,708
My paper routes started at nine years old.
My friend did it and got me into it, but quit his, so I took his too. It was a race against time, so the work ethic, fitness, customer relations, detail orientation and memory became early invaluable qualities.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
17,281
24,670
Rally's hamburgers. Not a bad gig during my sophomore year in high school. Free food, also gave out a lot of free food to chics from my school which probably helped me get laid on occasion. Good times.
Story was believable until you said you got laid.
 

Jdog93

.....?
Jun 2, 2016
15,419
32,802
City Worker.

Cleaned up the streets and city park, Dug ditches to install water or sewage pipes. Dug again to fix said pipes.
 

b00ts

pews&vrooms
Amateur Fighter
Oct 21, 2015
5,599
8,630
First job was cutting everyone's grass in the neighborhood. My first real job was hanging siding in South Louisiana during the summer. Most miserable job ever.
 

seekntruth

#keepladyhands
First 100
Jan 18, 2015
5,788
9,053
Does hustling GI Joe and Star Wars figure collections from neighborhood kids in exchange for my tree fort building skills at 7 or 8 count?

If not, then shoveling snow in the winter and mowing lawns in the summer not long after.

First job working for somebody was at 13 washing dishes and bussing tables for an Italian Restaurant in upstate NY, made bank getting tipped out by the waitresses cuz they thought I was adorable.
 

Nemo?

Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Dec 2, 2015
4,717
7,890
Opened up a hooters....greatest job I ever had.... chicken and boobies as far as the eyes could see.



''Twas the start of my cooking career at 16.

Got a HJ in the freezer....shared a change room with the ladies....watched porn and got drunk with them nightly.... just an overall good experience.
 
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SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,997
54,200
Opened up a hooters....greatest job I ever had.... chicken and boobies as far as the eyes could see.



''Twas the start of my cooking career at 16.
Tell them bitches I hate them.


My first job was forced upon me by my parents. They got sick of me playing counterstrike all day and pretending to look for a job. So they got one for me. It was shit. I had to pack boxes of sweets (candy for the traitors) at a sweet factory.

It was nothing like Willy Wonka.


Although it gave me my first taste of real money.

Which was nice
 

Nemo?

Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Dec 2, 2015
4,717
7,890
Tell them bitches I hate them.


My first job was forced upon me by my parents. They got sick of me playing counterstrike all day and pretending to look for a job. So they got one for me. It was shit. I had to pack boxes of sweets (candy for the traitors) at a sweet factory.

It was nothing like Willy Wonka.


Although it gave me my first taste of real money.

Which was nice
Hahahaha free candy too right?
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,997
54,200
Hahahaha free candy too right?
Yeah as much as you could eat.


I used to joke that all the temp workers we had there didn't get paid, they just used to show up for the free food. (They were mostly Afghan refugees and polish)

One tried to get me once. Cunt
 

BJTT_Kiwi

My member is more well known than yours
Jun 25, 2015
3,278
5,871
Newspaper delivery - but first "real" job was as an assistant to a Sharebroker.
I really wanted to work on Wall Street.