General Why don't airports have smoking areas?

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jason73

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I'm talking about smoking cigarettes, not that Canadian smoking that involves semen and 1980s moustaches
Smokers are subliminally sucking a dick every time they put a smoke in their mouth
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Smoking stunts growth but since you are only 5'2" it probably doesnt bother you that much.

Plus you stink like shit
 

b00ts

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Nashville has one you pay a couple bucks to get into and it has sofas and tv's so you can chill out.
 

Filthy

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Nashville has one you pay a couple bucks to get into and it has sofas and tv's so you can chill out.
It's a pretty extensive air filtration system to have a 'smoking lounge' and it consumes valuable floor space in the airport. But if smokers want to pay for it, and there's enough revenue to justify it, I say "Puff on, fag-puffers. Puff on."
 

Sweets

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So smoking's not popular with our Yankee brethren, is the theme I'm getting from this thread and fuck em is my thinking on it.
 

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So smoking's not popular with our Yankee brethren, is the theme I'm getting from this thread and fuck em is my thinking on it.
If it isn't a big stinky dick the Americans aren't interested
 

SongExotic2

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And preferably it comes in day glow orange, with a loudspeaker glued to the tip.
I don't know what that means but sure


Fucking town I live in it's illegal to smoke cigarettes in the downtown area.

I'm not fucking around. Place is full of people who like kale and think hybrids are cool
 

Disciplined Galt

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Yup, this thread highlights how brainwashed the yanks are. So sensitive to trends, they lack the sophistication of proper Europeans.
 

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I don't know what that means but sure


Fucking town I live in it's illegal to smoke cigarettes in the downtown area.

I'm not fucking around. Place is full of people who like kale and think hybrids are cool
That's cool it makes two of us I'm drunk as shit and its 5 AM-ish, but fuck it I'm off tomorrow so who cares. What the actual fuck? Seriously no smoking OUTSIDE in the downtown area?? But driving a diesel van to deliver kale and hybrid batteries is all gravy. That's an outrage I thought it was supposed to be the land of the free and all that jazz.
 

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Yup, this thread highlights how brainwashed the yanks are. So sensitive to trends, they lack the sophistication of proper Europeans.
Pushovers, I can't get my head around it. Good luck trying that shit here you'd be laughed out of the place. Although we were the first country in the world to ban smoking "in the workplace" so there's that. But still most people have a healthy disregard for authority at least.
 

Disciplined Galt

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Pushovers, I can't get my head around it. Good luck trying that shit here you'd be laughed out of the place. Although we were the first country in the world to ban smoking "in the workplace" so there's that. But still most people have a healthy disregard for authority at least.
There's more personal freedom in a cambodian ghetto than an American suburb.
 

Sweets

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There's more personal freedom in a cambodian ghetto than an American suburb.
I fully believe it, its a mad world and the rest of the west is goose stepping down the road with them, sadly.
 

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That's cool it makes two of us I'm drunk as shit and its 5 AM-ish, but fuck it I'm off tomorrow so who cares. What the actual fuck? Seriously no smoking OUTSIDE in the downtown area?? But driving a diesel van to deliver kale and hybrid batteries is all gravy. That's an outrage I thought it was supposed to be the land of the free and all that jazz.
Nope. No smoking downtown.


Get this.

In San Diego, one of America's finest cities , in the downtown area knowm as the gaslamp you can't buy beer from the store after 10pm because they try to avoid fuelling the hobo problem
 

Sweets

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Extremely conformist yet thinking they're rebels. Smh
Dan Carlin compared the place to a schizophrenic giant and he's bang on with it, its Orwellian as fuck saying one thing acting the other. Still it makes for a good ould show.
 

Sweets

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Nope. No smoking downtown.


Get this.

In San Diego, one of America's finest cities , in the downtown area knowm as the gaslamp you can't buy beer from the store after 10pm because they try to avoid fuelling the hobo problem
Oh shit I can't say much about that one, there's no off licence sauce anywhere here after 10 pm, officially. There's a pub in town that will serve offy after that but in any of the cities you'd be pretty much fucked if you didn't plan ahead.
 

b00ts

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Didn't a guy get a long prison sentence for mocking the Thai king's dog on the internet?
 

Lord Vutulaki

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Didn't a guy get a long prison sentence for mocking the Thai king's dog on the internet?
You can stuff their currency into the panties of some worthless bar whore for dancing for you in plain view of everyone but will get either killed or jailed for using a foot to help pick up a coin off the ground.

Its the perfect place for left leaning dropouts who couldnt hack it among their western peers back home to feel all that freedom n shit, aye Disciplined Galt @Galt ?
 

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You can stuff their currency into the panties of some worthless bar whore for dancing for you in plain view of everyone but will get either killed or jailed for using a foot to help pick up a coin off the ground.

Its the perfect place for left leaning dropouts who couldnt hack it among their western peers back home to feel all that freedom n shit, aye Disciplined Galt @Galt ?
What kind of worthless bar whores are we talking here?

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