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Tuc Ouiner

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Attended a Stephen Hayes weekend seminar on lightning bolt bending and re-directing. Quite informative although I wish he would have provided more snacks and cigarette breaks.
 

seekntruth

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Attended a Stephen Hayes weekend seminar on lightning bolt bending and re-directing. Quite informative although I wish he would have provided more snacks and cigarette breaks.
Yep, it's delusional the way the Prince's followers think his lightning is a game ender on the Ninja.
 

seekntruth

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Do you remember those bullet proof sunglasses that would "reduce the impact of punches by 90%, used by bouncers all over the world" in the back of martial arts magazines back in the 90's? Yeah I got me some of those..
I missed that one...fuck me. I did order the x-ray ones...I don't think I was using them right though, I never saw one boob through a shirt.
 

Lord Vutulaki

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I missed that one...fuck me. I did order the x-ray ones...I don't think I was using them right though, I never saw one boob through a shirt.
Yeah they probably avoided selling them in countries like the US and Somalia where people actually get shot all the time haha
 

Mix6APlix

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Why is the phrase "Hypercolor titties" getting no useful results? Anyone alive in 90-94 knows this was a glorious thing.
 

Yossarian

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I didn't even notice that...that's Mossad skills.

My favorite is the animal controlling, we have a certain diminutive mitted poster here that may be interested in learning this art.
I got legit Uzi skills, packed one back in the dizay, in the army.
 

Leigh

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We couldn't buy ninja weapons here, so I made my own. I think I posted before but I would go on ninja missions and one time when I was 10 or 11, I snuck out and broke into my friends house at 2am. His dad chased me in his car and I threw a home made smoke bomb at him and got away.

This summer I'm going to take my boys ninja camping and teach them a load of ninja skills in the woods.
 

Mix6APlix

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Thread title should read "Do you even Ninja bruh".

Old habits die hard. Real ninjas never do.
 

Tuc Ouiner

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I think you can draw several parallels between the thugee cults and the ISIS or whatever cults. What do you think Galt-- if you're still following this thread?
 

Disciplined Galt

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I think you can draw several parallels between the thugee cults and the ISIS or whatever cults. What do you think Galt-- if you're still following this thread?
It's really just a resistance force against a superior enemy. Same tactics as used by the zealots during the Roman occupation.
 

Tuc Ouiner

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Do you think there are other cult-like groups (in the US) that have or potentially will form to fight the Empire? I'm speaking metaphorically of course and I'm not including Militia groups. Did you ever see the Red Lips Like Tenth vid? It seemed to be a cyber form of a thugee cult-like vibe, but more on an ISIS cell tip aiming for anarchy and sticking it to the man street cred stuff. Whadyathink?