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WEWEREONABREAK

WEWEREONABREAK

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I have an idea. For the upcoming event, we get together and pick the fight (or fights) we feel we're best able to predict. We pool our knowledge, gleaned from our understanding of the fighters; the styles involved; any interviews we've watched or news we've read about injuries, camp shakeups, etc; and we decide on a winner. Simple bet, no unnecessary props.

We each bet a small amount, say 20$. The lines shouldn't be too bad since it's a difficult sport for normies to predict but with our big brains (and 14 inch penises, although that's neither here nor there) we should be able to nail winning picks 101% of the time. If the line is -170, that's a ~59% increase on the 20$. 15 bets, assuming 100% reinvestment, is a little over 20,000$.

Obviously, nobody is obligated to avoid skimming off winnings as they go or pulling out altogether but, if we do fail at any point, ultimately, it's only 20$ lost.

What say you...?

 
La Paix

La Paix

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This is how Joemacka @Joemacka teamquestnorth @teamquestnorth and I got our retirement funds started. I think our best event was some time last winter when Lombard was our final bet and we split up $400+. Can right of you guys remember what event that was?

OP I'm interested but may try to bring the band back together instead. Maybe we could make it some sort of competition? If Wild @Wild has committed to helping you I'm definitely into a team battle.
 
nuraknu

nuraknu

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Jul 20, 2016
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WEWEREONABREAK said:
I have an idea. For the upcoming event, we get together and pick the fight (or fights) we feel we're best able to predict. We pool our knowledge, gleaned from our understanding of the fighters; the styles involved; any interviews we've watched or news we've read about injuries, camp shakeups, etc; and we decide on a winner. Simple bet, no unnecessary props.

We each bet a small amount, say 20$. The lines shouldn't be too bad since it's a difficult sport for normies to predict but with our big brains (and 14 inch penises, although that's neither here nor there) we should be able to nail winning picks 101% of the time. If the line is -170, that's a ~59% increase on the 20$. 15 bets, assuming 100% reinvestment, is a little over 20,000$.

Obviously, nobody is obligated to avoid skimming off winnings as they go or pulling out altogether but, if we do fail at any point, ultimately, it's only 20$ lost.

What say you...?

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You forgot to change to your alternate account, Sex Chicken @Tiny Dick Zabit. I might be in for $20, depending on how the administration will be handled. I do not have a 14-inch penis, though, so that could be a problem.

The best pickers on Monster's should be in on this.
 
WEWEREONABREAK

WEWEREONABREAK

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BirdWatcher said:
This is how Joemacka @Joemacka teamquestnorth @teamquestnorth and I got our retirement funds started. I think our best event was some time last winter when Lombard was our final bet and we split up $400+. Can right of you guys remember what event that was?

OP I'm interested but may try to bring the band back together instead. Maybe we could make it some sort of competition? If Wild @Wild has committed to helping you I'm definitely into a team battle.
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I'd prefer if we all got rich together but competition is fun too.
 
WEWEREONABREAK

WEWEREONABREAK

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nuraknu said:
You forgot to change to your alternate account, Sex Chicken @Tiny Dick Zabit. I might be in for $20, depending on how the administration will be handled. I do not have a 14-inch penis, though, so that could be a problem.

The best pickers on Monster's should be in on this.
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It wouldn't be a pooled fund. We'd all just get together in a thread, probably this one, and pick 1 or 2 fights per event and then place our own bets. 20 becomes 30, which becomes 45, and so on. 17 bets later, if we keep winning, we all have 20k on whichever site we're using to bet.

I get that it probably won't happen. But, it could be fun. And hey, you never know. At least it's not like playing the lottery. We actually know things about this sport and can make educated guesses.

It's up to you.
 
nuraknu

nuraknu

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WEWEREONABREAK said:
It wouldn't be a pooled fund. We'd all just get together in a thread, probably this one, and pick 1 or 2 fights per event and then place our own bets. 20 becomes 30, which becomes 45, and so on. 17 bets later, if we keep winning, we all have 20k on whichever site we're using to bet.

I get that it probably won't happen. But, it could be fun. And hey, you never know. At least it's not like playing the lottery. We actually know things about this sport and can make educated guesses.

It's up to you.
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I'm in.
 
Sex Chicken

Sex Chicken

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That’s a good idea I’m in, but if anyone even hints at suggesting picking Bisping over GSP I will roid rage all over this thread.
 
WEWEREONABREAK

WEWEREONABREAK

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Also, I want to say Kowalkiewicz beats Esquibel but I try to make it a rule never to bet on women. Too unpredictable. Plus more decisions means more chances the judges can fuck you, even if you do pick the winner.
 
WEWEREONABREAK

WEWEREONABREAK

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For what it's worth, I've already managed to turn my own 20$ seed into about 700$. I want my bros, from the superior MMA forum, to get in on the genuine action.



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