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Sex Chicken

Sex Chicken

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My wife got home from work early. I still had the car seat out and I had all the windows down to air dry the seats after they were shampooed. I’m watching her out the window, and sure enough she bee lines for my car opens up the doors and starts snooping around. I knew she’s see the rat hole and make me get rid of the Subaru. She walks in and says “Hey, did the car seat take a chunk out of the back seat?”!!! I said “Yeah. I must have been slight off level and slowly wore away a hole.”
Now I just have to make sure she doesn’t catch me sneaking the rat trap into the car at night and out in the morning.
 
La Paix

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Sex Chicken said:
My wife got home from work early. I still had the car seat out and I had all the windows down to air dry the seats after they were shampooed. I’m watching her out the window, and sure enough she bee lines for my car opens up the doors and starts snooping around. I knew she’s see the rat hole and make me get rid of the Subaru. She walks in and says “Hey, did the car seat take a chunk out of the back seat?”!!! I said “Yeah. I must have been slight off level and slowly wore away a hole.”
Now I just have to make sure she doesn’t catch me sneaking the rat trap into the car at night and out in the morning.
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Yossarian

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Sex Chicken said:
My wife got home from work early. I still had the car seat out and I had all the windows down to air dry the seats after they were shampooed. I’m watching her out the window, and sure enough she bee lines for my car opens up the doors and starts snooping around. I knew she’s see the rat hole and make me get rid of the Subaru. She walks in and says “Hey, did the car seat take a chunk out of the back seat?”!!! I said “Yeah. I must have been slight off level and slowly wore away a hole.”
Now I just have to make sure she doesn’t catch me sneaking the rat trap into the car at night and out in the morning.
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You not the boss in the house? :)
 
Hauler

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If you didn't find it in the car, it's likely back in the house.

Sleep tight!
 
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Nemo?

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Miami Size Queen said:
No shit. How did he get in though?
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The simplest way would be through the firewall I imagine... but cars aren't as solid as we think so there's a multitude of routes depending on the vehicle/condition.


Or it could be a simple as leaving the door open and him getting a nose full of dem nuts.... I think this is most likely the culprit.

They usually weasel their way into derelict vehicles.
 
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jason73

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The dirty little bastard probably has a nest in your air filter or behind one of your speakers
 
HEATH VON DOOM

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Rat did you a favor IMO. Probably figured you are a animal loving lesbian and wont kill it since you drive a subaru. Take this moment to reflect and plan on which 4X4 you plan on getting to reclaim your testicles.
 
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I'm so glad I live in Florida where it never gets cold enough for this shit to happen.

The rest of the country, and the world even, may mock us, but our cars are rat-free.
 
jason73

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i had a fuckin 10lb marmott climb up into my engine compartment and wedge himself between my rad hose and air filter box in my old caddy.i drove 30km home from work and i kept thinking it smells like shit downtown today wtf.by the time i got home it was clear that it was not kelowna that smelled like shit.it was the marmott the had cooked himself like a chicken under my hood. i gloved up and grabbed it by the back legs to pull it out and it ripped in half.i had to take it out in 3 or 4 pieces..the stupid little bugger had climbed up in there to find some shade and when i took off he tried to climb back out only to get stuck .fuckin dummy
 
HEATH VON DOOM

HEATH VON DOOM

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jason73 said:
i had a fuckin 10lb marmott climb up into my engine compartment and wedge himself between my rad hose and air filter box in my old caddy.i drove 30km home from work and i kept thinking it smells like shit downtown today wtf.by the time i got home it was clear that it was not kelowna that smelled like shit.it was the marmott the had cooked himself like a chicken under my hood. i gloved up and grabbed it by the back legs to pull it out and it ripped in half.i had to take it out in 3 or 4 pieces..the stupid little bugger had climbed up in there to find some shade and when i took off he tried to climb back out only to get stuck .fuckin dummy
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Is a marmot a rat that ate too much poutine and ketchup chips?
 
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If a squirrel climbed into my car I would help it build a nest
 
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