General Noted Historian Donald Trump tweets out story he knows is offensive bullshit in response to terror

[Andrewsimar Palhardass]

bill has seen hilary naked

Which explains why he looks like this now

 

[Deleted member 1]

Guarantee he hasn't had sex with Melania in years. He's 71 and his diet consists of microwave frozen dinners and oreos. There's not a boner pill on the planet that'll wake that lil guy up.

Healthiest president to enter office I hear

 

[drjones]

Healthiest president to enter office I hear

"I'm pretty sure he is the healthiest person to ever live in the history of the world."

The Mooch - 2017