"Pwease, mister Gamewarden, can you tell us what season it weally is?"“Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t play baseball”
Cats are too independent for baseball.Doggos are the best.
Ain't no cat gonna learn how to time that swing
Also too lazy. And aloof.Cats are too independent for baseball.
It's pretty easy until you have to stand in there against a 144.841 kilometers per hour brush back fastball.@Hauler I told you baseball is shit and anyone can do it.
the mechanic pitches better than their entire rotationThat dog hits better than the entire Reds lineup.
cats are only amusing when they're falling.Cats are too independent for baseball.
My dad took in a stray. A ragdoll. His name was tard and he was fucken bonkers. Never seen a cat act like he did, he was more like a hyperactive dog crossed with Spiderman, but his fur was the softest ever. Cashmere kitty.cats are only amusing when they're falling.
i've only ever liked the crazy cats. Mousers. half-wild type with no fucks.My dad took in a stray. A ragdoll. His name was tard and he was fucken bonkers. Never seen a cat act like he did, he was more like a hyperactive dog crossed with Spiderman, but his fur was the softest ever. Cashmere kitty.