So this really happened betweeen you and Bearstare?What, me? If I were going to have an alt here it would be something majestic and cool, like a mongoose. Or I'd go completely the opposite direction and play the village idiot that dumps dog food in the local stormwater pond, invents perpetual motion machines, and steels herbs from the grocery store.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmMBN8bpyzE