General An elephant grabs some lunch

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  1. Ted Williams' head

    Ted Williams' head It's freezing in here!

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    Dirty pig!
     
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    @Splinty@Splinty your search function is still fucked. I often post pictures of my lunch in the what's for lunch thread. I searched lunch and this was the top result.

    So now I'll post a pic of my lunch here shortly.
     
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    That looks disgusting. Enjoy your mad cow disease traitor
     
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  6. Queen Ronda

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    Elephants lunch looked more appetitizing. That steak looks like it was run over by a truck. I bet you smiled like a cozy smug cunt when you saw those tomatoes.
     
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    You wouldn't belebel how good those tomatoes were even if I told you. So I won't tell you.

    The steak was very good also.

    Tbh I got used to a high quality steak when I lived stateside and the ones here, despite better quality meat, are a bit lacking .

    Then boom

    A new Challenger appears!


    That filet (fillet, as they say here) was better than the ones I've had in Vegas. It's badass
     
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    Was hoping for a more recent video. What will your next thread be? The dancing baby? I'll save you some time.
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    I wonder if elephants in the wild have been recorded doing that.
     
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    Shinkicker For what it's worth

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    But why?
     
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    I'm curious if it has something to do with:
    • available nutrients
    • abnormal behaviour patterns in captivity
    • something out of the ordinary
    But it may be just one of those things some elephants do.
     
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  13. Ted Williams' head

    Ted Williams' head It's freezing in here!

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    You guys are acting like you've never grabbed shit out of your buddy's asshole for a quick snack.
     
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    Not everyone was born in a windmill you know
     
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    Tomato soup


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    Smoked salmon + cream cheese ciabiatta (however the fuck you spell it)


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    Not sure but I do know that adult gorillas and young/juvenile iguanas also do it
     
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    I can't picture a gorilla digging out an iguana. I think you are trying to trick me
     
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    Too early in the day for you to be stupid drunk.

    Say something clever that makes me laugh.
     
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    They go searching up the sphincter or "just" eat the dung of their brethren?
     
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    Maybe it's vice versa?
     
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  24. Ted Williams' head

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    Can I reach in your ass and have it when you're done with it?
     
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    Gorillas eat their own shit and juvenile iguanas wait on the lower tree branches and wait for the adult iguana shit to drop down
     
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