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Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
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Why would he put a dildo on something he is buying for his child, what kind of sick fuck are you?
I thought he bought it for himself. Didn't rly read the op. I had to look up slackline cuz I didn't know what one was. No one tryna bring kids into this but you
 
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The Big Guy

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Fuck the drone strike, tell me where this guy is so I can go sing for him. I ain't above letting an oil Sheik make it rain on me. Ain't no shame in playin' the game, nah'msayn?
That's disgusting. I won't forget you said that.
 

Sausage

Hi
Apr 28, 2020
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My dick hard is 4 1/2 inches. I don’t care because I just jerk with it. My hands aren’t overly large so it feels more like 6+.

The ladies I’ve stung with it haven’t complained but considering I’m single at middle age it’s possibly a factor.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
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My dick hard is 4 1/2 inches. I don’t care because I just jerk with it. My hands aren’t overly large so it feels more like 6+.

The ladies I’ve stung with it haven’t complained but considering I’m single at middle age it’s possibly a factor.
That's Yuge compared to mine. You're doing a great job imo.
 

YourDaddyDevilAndLord

Well-Known Member
Dec 9, 2018
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Seriously, this is why this site will never take off. It's just the same 6 guys yelling at each other about their tiny dicks and misinformed political stances!!! Why can the tech guy here go work for THE OG?!?
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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Seriously, this is why this site will never take off. It's just the same 6 guys yelling at each other about their tiny dicks and misinformed political stances!!! Why can the tech guy here go work for THE OG?!?
Tech guy? If the OG wanted he OG to be anything other than a load of old incoherent waffle, they would have sorted it out l10 years ago iike any other forum on the planet managed to.
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,462
Seriously, this is why this site will never take off. It's just the same 6 guys yelling at each other about their tiny dicks and misinformed political stances!!! Why can the tech guy here go work for THE OG?!?
I miss the old days over there with no arguments And no one talking about dicks. /Sarcasm

Fucking idiot
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
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Btw this thread was not about dicks wen I made it. I changed it like 40 mins in cuz it made me laugh
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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Before I got banned for being awesome by gay boy jason
Apart from Hauler and Song I literally have no idea who anyone is on there, and that was like 3 years ago. Last time I posted there was in like 2008 and I had probably 100 posts...I'm just interested to know when it was supposedly good.
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,462
Apart from Hauler and Song I literally have no idea who anyone is on there, and that was like 3 years ago. Last time I posted there was in like 2008 and I had probably 100 posts...I'm just interested to know when it was supposedly good.
It was never good. The ppl who run that site are total twats . There were a lot of good ppl there for awhile. But the ppl who run it just fuck everyone right up the ass.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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It was never good. The ppl who run that site are total twats . There were a lot of good ppl there for awhile. But the ppl who run it just fuck everyone right up the ass.
Compared to here and SDog, visually it's like some Reddit nightmare. I had to text someone a pic of something I tried uploading onto SDog the other day and it was too big (shush up, everyone, it was actually due to a fucking laundry thread) so I couldn't...I freaked out about that enough. The OG would give me a coronary if I trued posting there again.
 

YourDaddyDevilAndLord

Well-Known Member
Dec 9, 2018
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Tech guy? If the OG wanted he OG to be anything other than a load of old incoherent waffle, they would have sorted it out l10 years ago iike any other forum on the planet managed to.
Agreed!!! I want this side to expand but every thread is the same couple of guys bitching about unrelated nonsense.....my dick is a "HUGE" 6.....
 

YourDaddyDevilAndLord

Well-Known Member
Dec 9, 2018
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Well, it is my B day but apparently the woman and I are going to visit her friend out in the desert where internet is "spotty" and I need to be there to make sure I point out all of the reasons we don't move there.....
 

BenAskrensStrikingcoach

Formerly formulating formally
Jan 30, 2015
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Seriously, this is why this site will never take off. It's just the same 6 guys yelling at each other about their tiny dicks and misinformed political stances!!! Why can the tech guy here go work for THE OG?!?
There are about 15 regulars and 30 sporadic posters here, ish. Last time I looked at the UG there was maybe twice that not including crossover posters, over half of them are troIIs and alts, they pretty much do the same shit you are complaining about.

There are about 10 of them that are worth talking to or reading their posts even.

I'd say this place is about even and isn't run like a zoo with a load of dead animals on display, the "attractions" that made that place something different are gone, but they still want you to pay the admission fee.

It is ran by greedy shit heads who only want to turn a profit off the user base, often times to the detriment of the experience.

Long story short, tech guys ain't their problem, they don't want to invest because there is little to no return on that investment and they are afraid of losing the last of their hardcore traffic generators in the process, making it a total loss.

I'm sure it will be ported over to a newer architecture eventually that said but who gives a fuck.

If you don't like what you see on this forum get on your soap box and start shouting, maybe you can help it take off, maybe this format is dead no matter what you do, at least if you do it here you'll only get called a fagg0t half as much and your machine wont direct you to 50 ad pages and shit its self in the process.

Fuck reading all that, am I right.