Sounds like Fraserb from Sherdog.Anybody remember the poster Meg? Some dude who's troll was to pose as a girl and ask retarded questions on training.
"Hey guys quick question. Every time I use the heavy bag it comes back and hits me in the face haha! What am I doing wrong? Help please?"
Then all these guys would rush to be captain save a ho. Pretty lame but amazing at how many people would always try to help.