Batman vs Doom: most ridiculous

[SNIDELY WHIPLASH]

Yes. If Superman had any backbone at all he would easily best Bats or anyone else. In the pic above he's essentially doing a 1 handed 200 quintillion ton press, & he gets beat up regularly. A quintillion is a cardinal number represented in the U.S. by 1 followed by 18 zeros. So that would be 200,000,000,000,000,000,000 Tons. He's a pussy. A REALLY strong one.

I don't need a lesson in math or comics. Batman is an pussy written to be a badass, so much so that the most powerful characters have to be rendered incompetently dumb by writers in order to have a fight with him. That's why pussy boy still hasn't managed to get the Riddler behind bars.

 

[Darqnezz]

I don't need a lesson in math or comics. Batman is an pussy written to be a badass, so much so that the most powerful characters have to be rendered incompetently dumb by writers in order to have a fight with him. That's why pussy boy still hasn't managed to get the Riddler behind bars.

Evidently you do sir. There should be no way for anyone to ever make a fight with superman a contest. Yet everyone does. Batman is a man. A hyped up ninja, but still a man. Superman is an alien with Godlike powers and abilities. Batman > Superman. Wayne > Kent. Gotham > Metropolis. No matter how you cut it Superman loses.

 

[SNIDELY WHIPLASH]

Evidently you do sir. There should be no way for anyone to ever make a fight with superman a contest. Yet everyone does. Batman is a man. A hyped up ninja, but still a man. Superman is an alien with Godlike powers and abilities. Batman > Superman. Wayne > Kent. Gotham > Metropolis. No matter how you cut it Superman loses.

You just wrote something that makes as much sense as Batman writers and provided a concrete lesson on why fanboy comic sense makes none. Superman > Batman. Clark > Bruce. Metropolis > Gotham. The alien with science 1000 years in the future wins every time. Written with common sense this is the outcome, written in fanboy your scenario is correct.