Society Blacked out and banged a hippo last night. need help/advice

[teamquestnorth]

 

[mysticmac]

They just text back. They're on their way.

There's tons of hot chicks here and the two bartenders are legit 9's. I'm not happy about this. I can never show my face at this bar again after tonight.

Anything less than a threesome with major dome action is going to be a major dissapointment.

Will keep the thread updated as the situation develops

I would like to know which bar this is.

 

[teamquestnorth]

I would like to know which bar this is.

The anchor. Its in Jantzen beach. Its the only decent bar there. Its usually dead on weekdays but on the weekends its pretty nice.

I watch the UFC ppv's there sometimes too

 

[Priziesthorse]

No updates to give. They've gone silent. No texts or anything for like a week.

They must have found a new guy that knows how to properly satisfy a woman.

 

[teamquestnorth]

They must have found a new guy that knows how to properly satisfy a woman.

That very well could be. I wasn't putting in any extra work or anything like that I'm sure

 

[Priziesthorse]

That very well could be. I wasn't putting in any extra work or anything like that I'm sure

Here's a short instructional video to help you out.

 

[KSWOOO]

This was me after seeing the pic and realizing I hooked up with a chick that would need to cut to make LHW.

This is me after seeing zero pics

 

[sparkuri]

In early

 

[lookoutawhale]

this should be a documentary on National Geographic.

 

[ThatOneDude]

this should be a documentary on National Geographic.

Can you make the poster art for it

 

[lookoutawhale]

Can you make the poster art for it

 

[tunaburn]

Tell her that you thought she was fatter and youre not attracted to her anymore.

 

[Wild]

You are unreal LOAW. This is amazing.

 

[Darqnezz]

No pics = Shit didn't happen. I call Shenanigans your honor, & I move to strike this bogus testimony.

 

[teamquestnorth]

No pics = Shit didn't happen. I call Shenanigans your honor, & I move to strike this bogus testimony.

I already said it didn't happen. If I was bullshitting around about this I would have claimed success and also that a 3rd girl was brought in as well.

 

[Darqnezz]

I already said it didn't happen. If I was bullshitting around about this I would have claimed success and also that a 3rd girl was brought in as well.

I was talking about pics of each hefty conquest, not the 3some.

 

[Left Hook Larry]

@Splinty plz move to hof. thx

 

[La Paix]

@Splinty plz move to hof. thx

Solid bump.

 

[Limpy]

Vancouver? Ain't that in flappy head land?

Don't tell me you are gonna have sex with Canadians. ..

Lmao

 

[Limpy]

This whole thread is incredible. I can't stop laughing.

 

[Rambo John J]

was he seen after this thread?
these women seem sketchy at best

 

[jason73]

i really hope TQN gets his shit together one day .he provided us with so much gold

 

[Wild]

i really hope TQN gets his shit together one day .he provided us with so much gold

I miss the guy and also hope he pulls it together. One of the GOAT posters here.

 

[Wild]

They just text back. They're on their way.

There's tons of hot chicks here and the two bartenders are legit 9's. I'm not happy about this. I can never show my face at this bar again after tonight.

Anything less than a threesome with major dome action is going to be a major dissapointment.

Will keep the thread updated as the situation develops

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[otaku1]

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Holy crap
LMAO