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SC MMA MD

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I would hate to be someone named Jordan that happens to work in the electronics department that day.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
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I once fired a guy for showing up drunk off his ass. He called in sick 4 days later - still drunk. I had to tell him "Dude, I fired you Monday when you showed up for work while intoxicated." He was like "What day is it today?"

Must have been a hell of a bender.
 

Qat

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I once fired a guy for showing up drunk off his ass. He called in sick 4 days later - still drunk. I had to tell him "Dude, I fired you Monday when you showed up for work while intoxicated." He was like "What day is it today?"

Must have been a hell of a bender.
You sure that wasn't you? :D
 
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I once fired a guy for showing up drunk off his ass. He called in sick 4 days later - still drunk. I had to tell him "Dude, I fired you Monday when you showed up for work while intoxicated." He was like "What day is it today?"

Must have been a hell of a bender.
I'm still pissed at you for that
 

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
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Ah, can I like call in like? Ah like, can you tell me a reason, like?
 

Greenbean

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Nov 14, 2015
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I had a girl call in sick one time, and she made the mistake off adding my wife as a friend on Facebook. Turns out she wasn't sick at all! All kinds of pics of her tubing down the river with her friends.