Chiesa: Sanchez ‘touched my butthole’ at UFC 239

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    At first glance, Michael Chiesa put on a dominant performance over Diego Sanchez at UFC 239, but the truth is he was put in a very compromising position.

    Chiesa, 31, recently shared how Sanchez, 37, caught him with an unexpected attack in their welterweight clash. “I could feel he was butt-dragging me, and that’s whatever, but all of a sudden — I don’t know if he intentionally did it — but he literally, his fingers touched my butthole,” Chiesa recently told ESPN’s Ariel Helwani.


    Michael Chiesa: Diego Sanchez’s ‘fingers touched my butthole’ at UFC 239
     
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    Absolutely nothing wrong with a mid-fight oil check as far as I’m concerned. Frankly, instead of taking exception to it, Chiesa should have offered a thank you.
     
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    he liked it
     
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    unfortunately that was all diego did in the entire fight
     
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    he probably only got it in to the first knuckle.its not like he finger blasted him. cheisa needs to stop being homophobic
     
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    Diego "The Proctologist" Sanchez...
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    ha yeah I watched that, despite thinking that i would not get on with Michael, butt it appears Diego is worse

    and he should also have offered to passionately lick Diego's fingers
     
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    Dirty Sanchez? Must have been a nightmare.
     
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    look out chiesa gonna sue again
     
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    proper winker in terms of litigation
     
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    seems more like he is reminiscing than complaining.
     
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    Diego sanchez has a new wrestling coach
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    He would definately improve his technique in the can
     
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    Winker or wanker?
     
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    always wondered why they called him Dirty Sanchez...……… always suspected he was a dirt farmer just off the Hershey highway masquerading as an mma baddass when in fact he was a former turd burglar breaking into homes and...…………………. see above
     
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    Diego "The TightMare" Sanchez
     
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    I believe Diego's lawyer would argue his client touched a garment (shorts) which touched another garment (underwear) which then made incidental frictive contact with the external portion of the plaintiff's sphincter whose pulsations must be recognized and furthermore should not be understood as merely incidental but instead raise the question of entrapment.
     
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