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Should we let Lars post Hanukkah pictures in here?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 66.7%

  • No

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • Total voters
    12
Sex Chicken

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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Bought myself an absolutely beautiful tree yesterday. It’s a Douglas Balsam Fir, specially bred for needle retention. A little more than I usually spend on a tree, but it’ a dynamite little tree. You guy’s are going to lose your minds when you see it all set up.
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ThatOneDude

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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Sex Chicken said:
Bought myself an absolutely beautiful tree yesterday. It’s a Douglas Balsam Fir, specially bred for needle retention. A little more than I usually spend on a tree, but it’ a dynamite little tree. You guy’s are going to lose your minds when you see it all set up.
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Is that a Mitsubishi Outlander?
 
FINGERS

FINGERS

TMMAC Addict
Nov 14, 2019
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It’s fucking November 22nd.

Have you no respect for the sanctity of baby Jesus and the virgin birth? Is all Christmas to you presents, Christmas trees, eating too much , drinking too much, having fun, watching films, and laying Barry White level turds of density on Boxing Day?

People like you sicken me.
 
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Justice 4 Jimmy said:
I know right.

its going to squeeze the sap out of the top of the tree where you put the angel.

far too tight. The tree won’t last.

Good spot,
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Also the ribbon is fucking hanging down. It's gonna get caught in the hubcap.

He'll be lucky if the ribbon simply comes undone, but it's possible the tree goes flying off the top of his faggy car.

Zero chance anyone but OP tied that.
 
FINGERS

FINGERS

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conor mcgregor nut hugger said:
Also the ribbon is fucking hanging down. It's gonna get caught in the hubcap.

He'll be lucky if the ribbon simply comes undone, but it's possible the tree goes flying off the top of his faggy car.

Zero chance anyone but OP tied that.
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Guys a moron.

sure he loves “Christmas“ but look how he parked as well. He’s taken 2 spaces.
 
BJTT_Kiwi

BJTT_Kiwi

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Jun 25, 2015
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I'm way more interested to see what happens when you try to drive off.
That strap is tethered to a very entertaining point of the vehicle.
 
FINGERS

FINGERS

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ShatsBassoon said:
It's called a strap. I would accept tie down strap or ratchet strap.
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dude I’m only joking.

the joke is the strap connected to the wheeL.

The car cannot propel itself forward without destroying the tree,

it’s a Trumpian defence
 
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