Society Coolest Wild Animal?

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In fact @conor mcgregor nut hugger, I’m going to PM you my phone number. Tomorrow on your lunch break when your playing with that squirrel, put him on the phone with me, let me whisper to him for 10 seconds and I’ll have him bite your nose off.
He'll probably want me to keep the phone a few inches away from him like the squirrel in your photo.
 
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This is why squirrel whisperers need to be licensed!!! Squirrels lack the stomach enzymes to break down peanuts! Those peanuts are timebombs in a squirrels stomach!
Only if you give them raw peanuts, which is why I said roasted and unsalted.

You failed your first test. Google can't help you.
 
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Wait u guys are scaring me. I got this huge bag from the animal section

Roasted unsalted are fine for them right? Bc it burned away the shit that ducks with their chemicals...

Omg Im afraid I've been poisoning myfriends. The bag is down to like 20 peanuts thankfully. What should I get next??
Roasted unsalted is the way to go.

Don't listen to Sex Chicken @Tiny Dick Zabit. He went out to a wooded area for five minutes today and thinks he's fucking David Attenborough.
 
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Shots fired!!
K @Kaladin Stormblessed this reminds me of something that happened today. I had given Hulk (the squirrel 2x the size of all the other squirrels) a pile of peanuts in a separate area, but when burying his hoard he and another friendly one (yet to be named) who was also looking for a place to bury a peanut came across each other.

The little guy tried hard to bluff Hulk into leaving the area, but Hulk was having none of it. After watching the little guy do his tail fluffing thing for 30 seconds, he just bolted after him. Little dude ran, of course, eventually up a tree a distance away, where he decided to eat the peanut he had rather than bury it.

He proceeded to complain loudly while eating because Hulk got the last three peanuts I had.
 

jason73

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i always thought these fuckers are pretty cool.there is a bunch of them that hang out on westside road and they dont give a fuck.they lay down right on the shoulder of the road like it is no big deal with cars driving by inches away.they can rip up the cliff like its nothing at all they are savage
 

kaladin stormblessed

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This lil guy shows up every morning and climbs my screen door until he gets my attention lol

By the time I got the camera up he climbed down tho bc I stupidly acknowledged him

He's a kid. His parents introduce me to him and his brother or sister when they were sooooo little and now they come by themselves or at least without the parents
 
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This lil guy shows up every morning and climbs my screen door until he gets my attention lol

By the time I got the camera up he climbed down tho bc I stupidly acknowledged him

He's a kid. His parents introduce me to him and his brother or sister when they were sooooo little and now they come by themselves or at least without the parents
Im gonna record a video tomorrow of "Snow" (the squirrel with the light fur). If I'm not looking in the direction he's coming from, the fucker literally climbs up the side of my leg.

I had knelt down to feed another squirrel a few days ago and he jumped from a railing two feet away onto my knee.
 

Pitbull9

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Too many to list for a poll so just post your picks.

My vote goes to the Eastern Grey Squirrel. Whereas 99% of the animal kingdom heavily suffers when there's human encroachment, the Eastern Grey Squirrel thrives.

It's so badass that it's nearly completely wiped out the native Red Squirrel in the UK and Ireland. There are many reasons, like its immunity to squirrel pox (and the red's lack of immunity), but it ultimately comes down to the EGS just being a real ass nigga.

I mean, what other wild animal can do this with minimal training?


View: https://streamable.com/or6fp
AWESOME! Im totally jealous! I wish i still had a squirrel like that.