General Costco

[Homeslice]

So let me get this straight.

I can buy a mattress there.

I can sleep on it for 5 years.

I can piss in it while I sleep.

I can shit in it while I sleep.

I can spill chicken noodle soup all over it because I eat in the bed.

I can spill beer all over it because I drink in bed.

But I can still return it for 100% of my money back after said 5 years?

Is that right?

 

[Rambo John J]

Yep

I have the firm full size mattress

I think it was 199, I'm sleeping like baby

 

[sparkuri]

Wow.
Anything else you can do that with?

 

[Rambo John J]

I bought a couple sheds from Costco
quick assembly and solid enough for 10 years or so

 

[Homeslice]

Wow.
Anything else you can do that with?

I thought you could do it with pretty much everything. You can buy a laptop. Come home. Piss all over the motherfucker, put it in your goldfish tank for an hour or two for good measure. Still returnable. I think. From what I hear. But don't hold me to it.

 

[Rambo John J]

I thought you could do it with pretty much everything. You can buy a laptop. Come home. Piss all over the motherfucker, put it in your goldfish tank for an hour or two for good measure. Still returnable. I think. From what I hear. But don't hold me to it.

I have returned 3 year old stuff
Zero questions asked

Seen people returning stuff that was totally worn out

My longest return was an ION portable speaker/battery station that had a broken Power, Off/On button, it was like 3 years old and I had no receipt and they looked it up and gave me $150 back in cash.

If your not happy with the purchase and have balls to return they will 99% reimburse you

 

[Jesus X]

Johnny depp has returned several mattresses.

 

[Jesus X]

I returned a shovel,gloves,duct tape and zip ties to costco NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

 

[Jesus X]

 

[sparkuri]

Finally, the 80's have returned.
I'm gonna be a millionaire again, and THIS time, I'm not gonna blow it on hookers and......cocaine.

 

[Jesus X]

I just remembered I bought one of these bad boys from costco.

I'm going to go give my BBW a golden shower.

 

[Jesus X]

Yep

I have the firm full size mattress

I think it was 199, I'm sleeping like baby

Mine was about 1200 bucks at costco. iirc which is still cheap AF compared to what they cost at the mattress store which was charging me about 2100 for the same mattress plus delivery.

 

[Rambo John J]

Mine was about 1200 bucks at costco. iirc which is still cheap AF compared to what they cost at the mattress store which was charging me about 2100 for the same mattress plus delivery.

Ya I just got the cheapest one
Some sort of firm foam

 

[Jesus X]

Ya I just got the cheapest one
Some sort of firm foam

Mine is that sealy I posted above on the comments.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Wow.
Anything else you can do that with?

You can WhatsApp on it

 

[Judobill]

So let me get this straight.

I can buy a mattress there.

I can sleep on it for 5 years.

I can piss in it while I sleep.

I can shit in it while I sleep.

I can spill chicken noodle soup all over it because I eat in the bed.

I can spill beer all over it because I drink in bed.

But I can still return it for 100% of my money back after said 5 years?

Is that right?

Bro, you can jizz all over it too!

 

[mysticmac]

They limit some stuff. Electronics, I think. Also, they have a 90 day return policy on air conditioners which I've utilized multiple times.

 

[Robbie Hart]

They limit some stuff. Electronics, I think. Also, they have a 90 day return policy on air conditioners which I've utilized multiple times.

Typical Yankee, buy one player and trade him later for another

 

[Harlem]

I would check their return policy. I know computers and electronics recently changed to like 3 or 6 months.

when I worked at Costco fresh out of the Marines, I return a radio from 1987.
The policies have changed a lot since grifters have taken advantage of it.

 

[mysticmac]

I would check their return policy. I know computers and electronics recently changed to like 3 or 6 months.

It's been like that for years.

 

[Rambo John J]

I would check their return policy. I know computers and electronics recently changed to like 3 or 6 months.

when I worked at Costco fresh out of the Marines, I return a radio from 1987.
The policies have changed a lot since grifters have taken advantage of it.

So your near 60 years old now eh?

I had no idea costco was around in 87, saw my first one in the 90s

I returned an ION speaker 3 years after purchase about 1 year ago so not sure I believe the restrictions on electronic return policy.

 

[mysticmac]

So your near 60 years old now eh?

I had no idea costco was around in 87, saw my first one in the 90s

I returned an ION speaker 3 years after purchase about 1 year ago so not sure I believe the restrictions on electronic return policy.

Electronics as in laptops, TVs, tablets, an probably some other stuff.

 

[Rambo John J]

Electronics as in laptops, TVs, tablets, an probably some other stuff.

Right on

I'm pissed the don't have onions for the hot dogs anymore, or the kraut...taken for "covid" and never returned
and the rest of the selections kinda suck
Here they have turkey pesto sandwich...sucks
Chicken Bake...sucks
Pizza...so greasy
chicken salad...meh

 

[mysticmac]

Right on

I'm pissed the don't have onions for the hot dogs anymore, or the kraut...taken for "covid" and never returned
and the rest of the selections kinda suck
Here they have turkey pesto sandwich...sucks
Chicken Bake...sucks
Pizza...so greasy
chicken salad...meh

Seriously, the dogs are the only thing worth while. I haven't even stopped at the food counter since COVID. I buy gas there and shop in the warehouse, then I'm out. I'm going there tomorrow actually. I'm out of Halibut and need other things.

 

[FINGERS]

Seriously, the dogs are the only thing worth while. I haven't even stopped at the food counter since COVID. I buy gas there and shop in the warehouse, then I'm out. I'm going there tomorrow actually. I'm out of Halibut and need other things.

How much lube does one man need ffs