I was sat drinking beer with deer one night at the bar and I happened accross a damzel. We went back to my place after some drinks and when we got there I asked if she wanted a beer, as I was getting one out the fridge, she declined and said she had one already and proceeded to take a tall boy steel reserve out of her handbag.
You are grossly mistaken sir throbert of cuckingham. I just moved from the most hipster town on the planet (I think the whole South Park thing was aimed at them) to some shit hole in between Derby and Nottingham.You have to have a grossly long and downright out of place hipster beard, wear jorts or skinny jeans, have one of those momo haircuts and get your eyebrows plucked to be a “craft beer connoisseur”........
I had a pint of Modelo negro in a bar in Yuma called Jimmy Dee'sI used to drink craft beer before I became an alcoholic. But with the volume I drink these days, my stomach can't handle them.
ChunkI had a pint of Modelo negro in a bar in Yuma called Jimmy Dee's
It's a shit hole full of fat Mexican women, it's great.
Anyway I don't drink dark ales and just saw they had Modelo on tap and got one, it was the dark stuff and it fucked me up bad.
I don't know if I ever talked about laying on my floor like a starfish for two days while the chunk was biting me and dropkicking me in the face repeatedly. But that was it.
Little fucker lives in Avila beach now. The bitch ex saw him a while ago and said he got fat. I'm guessing once he got his nuts cut off he calmed down and got lazy.Chunk
You dress like a dork.You have to have a grossly long and downright out of place hipster beard, wear jorts or skinny jeans, have one of those momo haircuts and get your eyebrows plucked to be a “craft beer connoisseur”........
Classy girl.I was sat drinking beer with deer one night at the bar and I happened accross a damzel. We went back to my place after some drinks and when we got there I asked if she wanted a beer, as I was getting one out the fridge, she declined and said she had one already and proceeded to take a tall boy steel reserve out of her handbag.
Good times!
I talked to her a few times. It wasn't long after my ex moved out, I think she thought she still lived there and I was a cheater, never got with her again because I got with the Mexican around the same time. I invited her to meet a couple times and she was always down but she's a bit of a car crash so nothing happened.Classy girl.
I hope you got her number for a future rendezvous.
I dress like a slob, I don’t really care......go on and wriggle into your 2 sizes too small skinny jortsYou dress like a dork.