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Onetrickpony

Stay gold
Nov 21, 2016
14,038
32,294
I Don't give a fuck
U know this
sometimes I rat a fella out to make TMMAC great again

A lil hard time has shaped both them delinquents up a bit IMO
I know. I’m just fucking with you.

Got a bottle of rye so I could have a few drinks and mellow the fuck out on my birthday. Now I'm sitting here trying to study but I’m so fucking sick of school it’s destroying my motivation.

Basically, I’m trolling people on TMMAC for fun so I can forget that I’ve got 4 exams and 3 assignments due before Friday.
 

Onetrickpony

Stay gold
Nov 21, 2016
14,038
32,294
Unrelated to thread.

My Dads name is Bob Ross and we used to watch the show together when I was a kid. I looked into buying one of Bob's paintings for him for his birthday and was floored by the price. There's tons out there but people don't want to give them up and it has driven the prices to ridiculous amounts.

Anyway, there is a Bob Ross action figure coming out soon. People all over the world will be able to beat the devil out of a tiny brush in Bob's memory.

Bob Ross – 8” Clothed Action Figure – Bob Ross




 

Lamont Cranston

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
5,001
5,217
She is pregnant.

She won't return to MMA.

She has awesome ground game.

She has poor stand up.

She doesn't make weight half the time.
 

Rambo John J

Baker Team
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
77,189
76,310
She is pregnant.

She won't return to MMA.

She has awesome ground game.

She has poor stand up.

She doesn't make weight half the time.
probably competes in Grappling tourneys and maybe teach BJJ
No real reason for her to be fighting anyways
She did have some power in her punches but no reason for her to take MMA too seriously
Might not stop at 1 kid so it will be awhile
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,808
54,711
Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating Mackenzie in a triathlon.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,500
29,658
I know some folks who went to school with her...
I think she's gotten used to be being treated a certain way, because of her dad and because of how few women (let alone moderately attractive women) were in BJJ.

and I don't think that's going to last much longer.
 

RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
37,252
94,057
I know some folks who went to school with her...
I think she's gotten used to be being treated a certain way, because of her dad and because of how few women (let alone moderately attractive women) were in BJJ.

and I don't think that's going to last much longer.
Not a lot of world class athletes with tig ol bitties.