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gangsterkathryn

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When my grandma lived down here, she made two giant ass trays of lasagna, along with our two turkeys and a ham.
 

Sweets

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Hey! Asshole! No one said goose was bad, on fucking thanksgiving, in the fucking United fucking states of fucking AMERICA we eat a turkey on Thanksgiving.
No no you're confused what I'm saying is it would be better to eat a goose, because they are tastier.
 

FeeO

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No no you're confused what I'm saying is it would be better to eat a goose, because they are tastier.
I'd love to try goose. Never been crazy about turkey. I roast it because my family loves it but I prefer chicken and love duck.
 

mysticmac

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That's definitely grounds for disowning them.
We will probably have turkey fried and oven made, with stuffing both in and out.
And I make the best pumpkin pie.
A couple of years ago, my roommate and I fried up a turkey for our friends and families. It was injected with onion juice and cajun spices. It was the best turkey I've ever had.
 

Sweets

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I'd love to try goose. Never been crazy about turkey. I roast it because my family loves it but I prefer chicken and love duck.
Goose is like slightly stronger fattier duck, you'll need a big drip tray (and some sterilised jars later) to catch all the fat as it cooks, the fat makes anything you roast fucking awesome so do keep it if ever you take the plunge.
 

ThatOneDude

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A couple of years ago, my roommate and I fried up a turkey for our friends and families. It was injected with onion juice and cajun spices. It was the best turkey I've ever had.
So good, but I prefer my bacon wrapped and stuffed turkey
 

FeeO

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Goose is like slightly stronger fattier duck, you'll need a big drip tray (and some sterilised jars later) to catch all the fat as it cooks, the fat makes anything you roast fucking awesome so do keep it if ever you take the plunge.
Thanks man. May try this.

Dammit ThatOneDude, serving me up a delicious feast of rainbows! Still hope you get your turkey though because I'm sentimental like that. Once you get your heart set on getting a particular food at a particular time it can be such a downer to be denied it.
 

SongExotic2

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Fuck this I'm just gonna get a 4 sausage mcmuffins at 11pm and some beers instead

Maybe play on borderlands


These decisions are too tough
 

SongExotic2

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Thanks man. May try this.

Dammit ThatOneDude, serving me up a delicious feast of rainbows! Still hope you get your turkey though because I'm sentimental like that. Once you get your heart set on getting a particular food at a particular time it can be such a downer to be denied it.
Judging by the amount of rainbows he gives out we can safely assume he likes turkey so much because he can relate to all the gobbling it does
 
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I would never pardon those bitches.

Eat Turkey and corn (we call it maze!) like those noble Indians (not Indians!) taught those puritanical pilgrims. Amen.
 

Fattiecorpuscle

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I just read the title as "drowned my family today" and thought to myself "damn, this place has become the new OG pretty damn quick"
 

BWS

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WIFE'S MOM WENT GLUTEN FREE..........THEY USED TO HAVE THE BEST GOD DAMNED FEASTS OVER THERE........NOW ITS ALL QUINOA AND STEAMED VEGETABLES............I FUCKING HATE IT.........LOL
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Welp, I never thought there would be a rif in my family that would cause us to not communicate or spend holidays together, but it has happened.

My parents don't want turkey on Thanksgiving. I gave them an ultimatum, there's a fucking turkey or there's no me on Thanksgiving. Thanks mom.
Last year the in-laws did this. I told my mother in-law, if there's no turkey I'm no showing up. "Well, then you make the turkey" Okay, no problem. Not only was there turkey, but it wasn't made by me (she caved when I called her bluff) but her own family (immediate and extended) were disgusted when they heard she tried to not have turkey.
 

ThatOneDude

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WIFE'S MOM WENT GLUTEN FREE..........THEY USED TO HAVE THE BEST GOD DAMNED FEASTS OVER THERE........NOW ITS ALL QUINOA AND STEAMED VEGETABLES............I FUCKING HATE IT.........LOL
I wouldn't go, don't force your stupid diets on me