General Do you stand up to wipe?

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How do you wipe?

  • Standing

    Votes: 8 34.8%
  • One cheek sneak

    Votes: 8 34.8%
  • I don't. Mud butt all day brah

    Votes: 4 17.4%
  • I have a bidet you filthy savage

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • Total voters
    23

IschKabibble

zero
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
17,550
23,863
I tried the behind the back method after I was shamed for my technique. Didn't feel right. I don't have the same dexterity that way.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,791
54,679
You guys tried them wet wipes? There's a tea tree one that is excellent for extinguishing the fires of Mordor after a potent vindaloo
 

Jesus X

4 drink minimum.
Sep 7, 2015
29,872
32,398
nah I lean to the side resting one asscheek on the rim of the toilet.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
48,743
60,753
Between the legs.

Fuck doing acrobatics in the bathroom with a shit-stained anus. Between the legs, balls to the side, back to front and give it a side swipe when you get to the taint.