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BWS

BWS

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I HAD A HOMELESS DUDE FALL ASLEEP ON MY FRONT LAWN LAST MONTH............IT WAS REALLY HOT OUT AND HE JUST WANTED TO REST UNDER SOME SHADE..........SO I SHOT HIM........WITH MY DICK..........
 
Robbie Hart

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
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Glad to hear that you had no real issues and Hope you don't have any future visits from this guy.

By the way, when I first looked at the title earlier I thought it said "dougie" as in Lamont Cranston @Dougie and there was going to be some joke picture of him....seriously
 
Team Bisping

Team Bisping

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JohnyHendricksBeard said:
I wouldn't debate any of that. It's just an observation that people shouldn't walk around under the illusion that it could never happen to them, because it could. Most Canadians would tell that exact same story, but our parliament was still shot up last fall.
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Yeah the current climate is pretty fucked up atm, it's the not guns I'm worried about here, it's the suspicious packages and the lunatics such as the ones who killed soldier lee rigby in broad daylight outside his barracks in London, horrendous
 
jason73

jason73

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BWS said:
I HAD A HOMELESS DUDE FALL ASLEEP ON MY FRONT LAWN LAST MONTH............IT WAS REALLY HOT OUT AND HE JUST WANTED TO REST UNDER SOME SHADE..........SO I SHOT HIM........WITH MY DICK..........
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I had an Indian pass out on My lawn once.i turned the sprinkler on him and he went a couple house down and passed out on a neighbors lawn
 
ThatOneDude

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Kneeblock said:
Glad you're safe and hanfled it well @Splinty

I'm a little disturbed by some people's bloodthirstiness on this thread, but it's par for the course in threads like these. You did everything right imo.
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Ehhhhhhh, my bloodthirst comes from my home is my castle and if you want to come in univited..... Welp you know how that goes.
 
girlandcoconut

girlandcoconut

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I'm surprised at the fact that no one has yet surmised that the man was obviously and rightfully upset about losing his dildo. That explains everything, no?
 
ThatOneDude

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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What I want to know is wtf is @Splinty hiding in his house. I feel we aren't getting the whole story.
 
BeardOfKnowledge

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
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Gilbosh said:
Yeah the current climate is pretty fucked up atm, it's the not guns I'm worried about here, it's the suspicious packages and the lunatics such as the ones who killed soldier lee rigby in broad daylight outside his barracks in London, horrendous
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Here it was a lunatic who stole a gun from his uncle's cottage (or something like that) went downtown to the war memorial shot a ceremonial (unarmed) guard, and then made his way to parliament. Luckily for us the ceremonial sergeant at arms is actually from an action movie and dove out from behind a pillar to ice the bad guy like a scene out of fucking Die Hard, lol.
 
Lamont Cranston

Lamont Cranston

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IrishPride said:
Glad to hear that you had no real issues and Hope you don't have any future visits from this guy.

By the way, when I first looked at the title earlier I thought it said "dougie" as in Lamont Cranston @Dougie and there was going to be some joke picture of him....seriously
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Look, I had a few beers, lost my way, tried to go in a few times and realized it wasn't my place.

Damn it, you don't have to shoot me over it!
 
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