Lifestyle Getting kicked out again

Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Elrond, Aug 29, 2019.

  1. DER HÖRNCHENMEISTER

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    Tell them that you are a UFC fan and that the breakdancing
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    good example, tell them that usually that technique always comes with punches, which, as I read it (and hope!) you didn't?

    So, in an underlying way I'm saying I hope that they can't really tell and believe that 'in both gif it's you when you were still buff', you're just covering up the tattoos with the shirt and hair nowadays and want to live a peaceful life in a remote country. Like Rambo III.
     
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  2. Elrond

    Elrond Lord of Rivendell
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    Lol nah I’m screwed, luckily no one is involving the cops. On my way to check out the second room for today the first one was too spartan even for me. 1600 baht a month. Next one is at 3500.
     
  3. DER HÖRNCHENMEISTER

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    Man, - good luck !
     
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  4. Mr Smokalotapotamus

    Mr Smokalotapotamus You gonna pass that bro??

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  5. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Guy With Hot Body Who Knows How to Party

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    You look absolutely tiny.
     
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  6. Elrond

    Elrond Lord of Rivendell
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    175 cm. 82 kg. Ideal would be 68 kg. Thanks though, I’m going for the twiggy physique.
     
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  8. Elrond

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    The struggle is real!
     
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  9. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    Good choice. That will be a much easier foundation when you finally get your surgery.
     
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  10. Elrond

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    I’ve got a layman’s grasp on this being a paramedic, but why is it so much easier?
     
  11. Shang Tsong2

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    Don't have to hold your gunt when then chop it off
     
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  13. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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  14. Elrond

    Elrond Lord of Rivendell
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    New place is an upgrade, I just hope the landlord realizes not reporting me to la migra is the right thing to do.
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  15. Darqnezz

    Darqnezz Merkin' fools since pre-school

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    Maybe you should lay off the booze & hookers & quit fucking off.......or not.
     
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  16. Elrond

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    Haven’t banged a hooker in ages, good idea!
     
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    Get metal gear 5
     
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  18. Elrond

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    I think I will, maybe tomorrow. Pretty alright for cash right now.
     
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