Don't listen to@FeeO , what could she possibly know about women?
This should be your opening gambit.
Going in a date with a scientist
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*face palms the horror away*
I expect she will be down with scoping out your love gravy petry dish style.
That too
Bio medical research
Well that went really really well. Met in the parking lot and smoked a fat joint before going into the bar/restaurant place. And had an awesome 3 hour conversation over great BBQ with awesome beer...... Stoned as shit
Did yous work out a roid program?
No, I was working on giving her dick injections, we'll get to that eventually. I think next weekend she's going to come over for dinner and I'm going to have my buddy ship me down a few pies from the world famous Modern Apizza in New Haven, CT. Gonna introduce the farmers daughter to some real pizza.........and dick
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Was so believable until the above
I hate you again.
Ask her if krokodil is real
I fell for that one time.
Viable beards go for a lot on the black market. But I think your host could use some new kidneys.
Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
This is perversely heartwarming. Glad it went so well! Didn't know there was pizza so good it should be sent away for but that's a pretty slick move.
I promise everyone that I'm as disappointed that fight isn't happening as anyone. Do you know how much food I have intercept to keep that guy on weight? I said "You're kidneys are going to be fucked up." He's all "Yeah, this chili needs more bacon and less kidney beans." FML
This is delightfully easy to picture.
3 actually. I stole some extras from the guys in the adjacent tubs.Well at least you have that 1 kidney to fall back on now.