NSFW Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong has a tiny penis

[Thuglife13]

Sorry @Miesha's Taint

@Miesha's Taint

 

[Jesus X]

Sorry @Miesha's Taint

he looks like triple H from wwe

 

[4070]

did i just steal the thunder from my meme thread?

 

[Fan_of_Fanboys]

So are the young lads you hang around with under the bridge

what a weird projection

 

[4070]

finally a thread where i can use the rainbow vote option

 

[Fan_of_Fanboys]

the more of this thread I read the better I feel about my 6"

 

[Sex Chicken]

Growing up my best friend’s family were bikers. One time when we were 14 his grandfather told us “if you’re hung like a hamster, you better have a tongue like a rattler”.

I would say he was a wise man, but one time he was describing a hot woman to us and he said that she had “perfect tits, and the ass of a ten year old boy”.
I’m still confused by this.

 

[Jehannum]

finally a thread where i can use the rainbow vote option

yup

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Brad's Hank Hill ass is disturbing but his penis looks like an alright size

Spoiler

Yeah. It’s not elven size.

 

[1372]

Growing up my best friend’s family were bikers. One time when we were 14 his grandfather told us “if you’re hung like a hamster, you better have a tongue like a rattler”.

I would say he was a wise man, but one time he was describing a hot woman to us and he said that she had “perfect tits, and the ass of a ten year old boy”.
I’m still confused by this.

Tighter than a gnats chuff

 

[Jehannum]

Tighter than a gnats chuff

Tighter than a nun's cunt

 

[Rambo John J]

Growing up my best friend’s family were bikers. One time when we were 14 his grandfather told us “if you’re hung like a hamster, you better have a tongue like a rattler”.

I would say he was a wise man, but one time he was describing a hot woman to us and he said that she had “perfect tits, and the ass of a ten year old boy”.
I’m still confused by this.

Timestamped

View: https://youtu.be/LuTvA1_NNSo?t=138

 

[member 1013]

I thought I was the only one with a little willy

 

[Jesus X]

Yeah. It’s not elven size.

more like an orc

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I thought I was the only one with a little willy

If size doesn't matter why aren't there any 3" dildos?

 

[1372]

If size doesn't matter why aren't there any 3" dildos?

 

[Malakas]

If size doesn't matter why aren't there any 3" dildos?

I am sure there is a perfectly acceptable reason . Probably harder to make such a small precise shape ... What is your freakin' problem?

 

[Jehannum]

If size doesn't matter why aren't there any 3" dildos?

there is the Mr Limpy

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I want to post a dick pic but I’m lecturing.

 

[4070]

 

[4070]

These poor souls

 

[4070]

SHIA LABEOUF
"I remember putting a pillow underneath [my girlfriend] because I had seen that in a porn movie," he told Playboy. "It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed…and clearly this wasn't the move."

For,...aahem. reference

 

[4070]

"Terrence Howard, the star of Empire and Hustle and Flow was forced to tell the world about his small penis because his wife was going to use it against him in court. Not cool! Howard said he was being blackmailed and that he recorded his then-wife saying that she could “get $2 million right now” for putting his “little dick out there in front of TV.”

Perhaps Howard forgot that his peen is already on screen in the 2005 biopic Get Rich or Die Tryin' and it looks, well, you can see for yourself. "

 

[4070]

There will never be a gayer thread

Tom hardy

 

[Rambo John J]

they all got smaller dicks than me!

I feel pretty fucking great right now