here you go
Its a well known fact that I think baseball is a fag game that should be played by girl scouts in a dark basement well hidden from the eyes of mortal men, however since American society as so many sheep that still think this quasiactivity is a game much less a sport, I put together a few thoughts that would improve the game dramatically. (Keep in mind that zero multiplied by any number is still zero.)
1- 1 extreme inning. You have to get 27 outs, and the game is only one inning long. People who I have mentioned this to have mostly agreed that it would favor a pitcher who is 'in the zone'.
2-
Encourage plays at the plate. The only thing that is ever even close to exciting is when some fat asshole like Price Fielder is chugging down the 3rd baseline and running over a catcher. So I propose that once you get to 3rd, you HAVE to charge the plate on one of the next 3 pitches. #4 will help lil tacos who are scared and are hoping that 1 of the next 2 pitches get blasted into the stratosphere.
3- Make catchers be manly. They can wear a their uniform, a cup, a glove,
and a facemask. The chest protector has to go.
4- Allow aluminum bats. People say how dangerous that would be, but I disagree. College players are men. College players are juicing. College players get money, albeit under the table and through academic favortism so there really is no difference.
5- You can get an out by beaning the runner, but it has to be center mass or his head. If the ball hits a limb, its a live ball.
6- No penalty for spike up slides. If you don't want to be blasted with two feet with cleats, move or bean the runner in the face with the ball.
7- Level the playing field. You cycle roids throughout the season under medical supervison.
8- Fuck the pitcher's mound. If you can't get the ball across the plate while on the level of the batter, take up ballet.
9- Spikes on the warning track. Not everywhere, but enough to make you think.
10- If after the first inning the two teams are tied, the game is decided by a bench clearing brawl. Cecil Peoples judges, hence keeping him away from MMA.
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On: May 11, 2008 | 2:08 PM