Human GP Finals: Fedor Emelianenko vs Batman

[Wintermute]

This one is actually silly. There's no circumstance in which Fedor wins, the way Batman is portrayed in the comics.

 

[Darqnezz]

Fukk Fedor. YES I SAID IT!!!

 

[sparkuri]

 

[sparkuri]

This one is actually silly. There's no circumstance in which Fedor wins, the way Batman is portrayed in the comics.

Batman is portrayed with

A) A Batsuit
B) Prep time

Neither of which he gets in an open colosseum.



So you're left with:

vs




The Bat

Ya'll must be outcha gawtdamn minds




Batman, heh

looks more like FLATman.

Fedor's a henchman?
Imagine Bane, but real.
That's Fedor
Imagine flat surroundings and no potions, armor, protection, ropes, firecrackers, darkness, cover.
"Bat" man has dirt and prayers, and he's fresh out of prayers...

You gon get knocked out, then beheaded

 

[maurice]

I realize that this is an MMA forum filled with Fedor fanboys (myself included) but, given the potential use of weapons in these fights, there's no way in hell that Fedor beats people who routinely use a variety of weapons like Batman and Archer.

 

[mysticmac]

 

[Stickgrappler]

Batman is portrayed with

A) A Batsuit
B) Prep time

Although i agree with you on the prep time, that's generally for SUPERVILLAINS not a sub-par Olympian non-superpowered human like Fedor who is one-dimensional and fights with what 3 or 4 styles at best? Fedor may be one of THE greatest HW MMAers eva, but he is not even Olympic calibre which is probably the epitome of Human Sports endeavor. Being a 2008 and 2014 Olympic Torchbearer doesn't count ;-)

 

[1031]

this should really have come down to boitano vs fedor but as it is, I vote Conan!

 

[sparkuri]

Although i agree with you on the prep time, that's generally for SUPERVILLAINS not a sub-par Olympian non-superpowered human like Fedor who is one-dimensional and fights with what 3 or 4 styles at best? Fedor may be one of THE greatest HW MMAers eva, but he is not even Olympic calibre which is probably the epitome of Human Sports endeavor. Being a 2008 and 2014 Olympic Torchbearer doesn't count ;-)

One-dimensional, with 3-4 styles?
ONE OF the greatest hw's ever???

Non-superpowered?

We're not even talking about Batman technically.
We're talking about Bruce Wayne.

Fedor will f*** up Bruce Wayne, gorilla spetnaz style.

If Fedor had a Batman suit, Bruce Wayne would kiss his ass.

Hell GSP did OK with a Super soldier.
Mr. Emelianenko would gaybash Mr.Wayne.
Hell Gary Goodridge would take Wayne to the limit, just like that BBC did against Keaton.
Fedor would simply Goodridge Bruce, ESPECIALLY if Mr. Wayne comes in thinking he's fighting a plumber.

SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTEEEEEE!

 

[RedDragonUK]

I'm not voting I don't want either to lose.

 

[Psychotropic Wanderlust]

Fedor cheated his way past Bruce Lee to get to the finals, but Bats stops him cold.

easy boy, Bruce Lee is lucky he has groupies otherwise he wouldnt have beat Maximus.

 

[Leigh]

Batman's "skills and abilities" in the wiki entry takes about 30 minutes to read. He's mastered 123 different martial arts, is Olympic level in numerous different sports (including swimming, marksmanship, decathlon etc) and has the following additional abilities:
Strongest human (benches over 1,000lbs raw)
Smartest human (IQ over 200)
Agility of a Chinese acrobat

His abilities don't even make sense, as they contradict each other.

But Fedor was the bona fide actual best fighter on the planet. He beat up the K1 champ on the feet and beat up the pride champion, a BJJ specialist, on the ground. He threw a wrestling Olympian and wrecked guys much bigger and stronger. If Batman had a MMA career, it would simply be a copy of Fedor's.

 

[Darqnezz]

Between June 26, 2010 and June 21, 2012, Emelianenko suffered three consecutive losses, to top-10 ranked Heavyweight fighters Fabrício Werdum, Antônio Silva, and then reigning Strikeforce Light Heavyweight champion, Dan Henderson. He would've been kicked out of the UFC. How can he match a Super Hero that has mastered virtually every form of martial arts?

 

[Sleazy_Martinez]

Seems like nobody takes into account the fact it's in a gladiatorial arena. Batman uses weapons, stops short of killing Fedor, no brainer.

 

[Qat]

Nobody defined what's in the arena. Could be lions as well. Or bears. Fedor will command the bears to rip Bruce Wayne apart.

 

[sparkuri]

View: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=325_1382401247





Amazing tournament guys, I really enjoyed it.
At 19-18, this really showed the diversity, creativity, and interests of an awesome community.
Congratulations to Fedor, the baddest man on the planet.
And although Batman(Bruce Wayne)could've beat most human beings, especially if he's able to acquire weapons, I think the community got it right as Fedor is proven, and a real human being.

Fedor with weapons, holy shiite what a scary thought, with no emotions shown....

Best tournament yet.

We move on to insects, right @Leigh ?


I'll take an M-1 Abrams.







Fedor Emelianenko vs Batman

1. *
   Fedor
   19 vote(s)
   51.4%
2. 
   Batman
   18 vote(s)

 

[member 1013]

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[BJTT-Rizzo]

View: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=325_1382401247





Amazing tournament guys, I really enjoyed it.
At 19-18, this really showed the diversity, creativity, and interests of an awesome community.
Congratulations to Fedor, the baddest man on the planet.
And although Batman(Bruce Wayne)could've beat most human beings, especially if he's able to acquire weapons, I think the community got it right as Fedor is proven, and a real human being.

Fedor with weapons, holy shiite what a scary thought, with no emotions shown....

Best tournament yet.

We move on to insects, right @Leigh ?


I'll take an M-1 Abrams.







Fedor Emelianenko vs Batman

1. *
   Fedor
   19 vote(s)
   51.4%
2. 
   Batman
   18 vote(s)

Congrats. Thanks @Leigh and @RedDragonUK . Its a shame Boitano didn't to further lol. Also big thanks to @Splinty for this photo-

Haha

 

[member 1013]

This is bullshit and should have been Boitano in the final! ASFHASFIKH

 

[member 1013]

Congrats. Thanks @Leigh and @RedDragonUK . Its a shame Boitano didn't to further

LOL great minds bro, great minds....

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Im taking home the gold Osama FTW!

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

batman easily, after reading his facts.
20 to 20. this is a good one.

 

[Leigh]

OK guys, at final count it is 20 votes a piece so we move to sudden death! What an exciting final

So the next time I see one combatant take the lead, he becomes the winner of the whole GP. How nerve wracking

 

[sparkuri]

OK guys, at final count it is 20 votes a piece so we move to sudden death! What an exciting final

So the next time I see one combatant take the lead, he becomes the winner of the whole GP. How nerve wracking

What???!!!!

That is so bullshit!!!


I've been waiting until 12 greenwich forever.

FIX!!!!!


FEDOR BEATS BRUCE' ASS!!!!

 

[Leigh]

OK I just saw the votes at 22-20 for Fedor. All hail your champion, Fedor Emelianenko and his corner man, @sparkuri.

Well done. Thanks to @RedDragonUK for the artwork assist while I'm on holiday. Suggestions for the next GP welcome. Maybe we'll do insects/creepy crawlies. Or dinos.