Human GP Prelim 3: The Joker vs James Bond

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The Joker vs James Bond

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Psychotropic Wanderlust

Psychotropic Wanderlust

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C-N4D1R said:
I'm going to use this pic that was provided. South America right? Ok here we go. Agent 007 is sent to a mission to check on a gang that's been killing top diplomats, flying over the Atlantic he views the folder. M.O. of the gang seems to be slicing smiles into people's faces. Plane touches down in Caracas Venezuela. He grabs a cab to his hotel. It pulls up to Cayena Caracas hotel, a nice 5star hotel in town. He heads to the bar and ask for a martini "shaken not stirred. He see a lovely lady and they shoot the breeze. She agrees to meet him in his room and gets his room key. She tell him" I'll see you in a minute, let me freshen up." Bond gives her a room key and goes to his room. As he walks in he see a letter and a letter opener, he ignores it and walks to the bathroom. Suddenly he sees some looking at him. He walks closer and notices it's his own reflection from the mirror. Looks at himself happy. "Tomorrow going to kill these thugs and smash this ass tonight". Him takes off his shirt and opens the water to the sink. He so proud of himself he shadowboxes and throws himself a kiss. Bends over to wash his face. As he gets up he is stuck in the neck. Right in the jugular and losing blood fast. Looks in the mirror and sees a twisted clowns smile. He turns around but it to late and falls on the floor with the Joker on top laughing holding a letter opener. He dies. Next day Joker on his boat ready to sail off. The laughing gas has been shipped to Gotham and awaits the Bat when he gets back. The same lovely lady ask"you ready to go boss." He says yes. Joker thinking back to last night, was he blowing kisses at himself last night. With a disgusted look on his face he sails off.
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thats a great story but I dont see a 5 star hotel letting a shifty looking guy like the Joker into its hotel.
 
Stickgrappler

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Travesty! I'm in late! I would've "Bond, James Bond" my vote!
 
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