Human GP Quarter Finals 2: Sterling Archer vs Conan

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

"Lana, I've never had a death wish. It's just that I don't believe that I personally even can die." -Archer

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

"Maybe there’s a fox in the hen house, or wolf in sheep’s clothing? Or one of the other tricky animals?” -Archer

Ron Cadillac: "She thinks I'm boring?!"
Archer: "Well not after you tell her you stole a Sherman tank, Master P!"

"I can't be alone. That's when she strikes like a slutty little Ninja" -Archer

"So, I crashed a few cop cars, ran over a few mimes, so i don't play by the rules mother, but i get results!" -Archer

 

[ThatOneDude]

Let's go people! Sterling Mallory Archer is catching up. Let's do this! Archer for the win!

 

[Sleazy_Martinez]

Archers life is a death match..... And he doesn't lose.

Exactly. You can throw anything at him, bullets, cyborgs, space pirates, terrorists, terminal illness, amnesia, ocelots, it don't matter. What does matter is that Archer will emerge triumphant!

 

[1031]

Conan is who men want to be when they grow up, Archer included. Conan hears Archer's schoolboy quips and then proceeds to sever his head.
.

 

[Leigh]

This match is a draw and goes to sudden death! The first competitor that I see in the lead wins the match

 

[Leigh]

Sterling Archer wins 9-8 in sudden death and moves through to the semi finals. Well done guys.

 

[Sleazy_Martinez]

 

[ThatOneDude]

VICTORYYYYYYYYY FOR STERLING MALLORY ARCHER!!!

 

[Sleazy_Martinez]

VICTORYYYYYYYYY FOR STERLING MALLORY ARCHER!!!

 

[Stickgrappler]

Sterling Archer wins 9-8 in sudden death and moves through to the semi finals. Well done guys.

why isn't there a DISLIKE; DISGREE; or LOSER button?!?!?!!?

 

[buicken]

Sterling may have enough time to gasp " but Leigh promised " as his head tumbled from his well dressed body.

 

[Darqnezz]

I seriously wish all you Archer groupies terminal hemorrhoids.

 

[buicken]