No love for the Joker? I see the people that voted for 007 voted Conan, lol. Ok this is how I see this fight going down. Swiss Alps, Ferienart resort and spa. Joker walks out through the front door. He is so happy as he has just killed most of the people at the resort, looking for the ones that escaped his wrath. Off in the distance he sees a large muscular figure. He call out to him" Bane is that you?" As the figure nears he sees Conan the barbarian. Joker replys" Oh it's just a has Bane" joker bends down and grabs some snow. As Conan walks towards the jokes he is being pelted by snow balls. Arm, chest, finally a yellow one hits him in the face. Joker laughs and gets in to a fighting stance much like the one of the Fighting Irish mascot. Conan is right in front of him and he throws and stiff jab. Conan eats it and catches Joker with a right cross and floors him. Conan flexes and says something but can't understand it as his English is broken. Joker laughs and says" With vocabulary like that you should run for governor of California ha." Conan picks him up and throws him through a window. Joker is slow to get up but still laughing. Joker remarks " you know, I've seen better acting from Mr. Freeze. Conan grabs a pliar and rips it off. He swings it aiming for Jokers head. Joker ducks and kicks him in the balls. Conan drops the pliar and grabs the Joker. He starts to choke him with both hands, Joker laughing. Conan sees Joker fading but doesn't realize the Joker has a big piece of glass in his hands. Before he knows it Joker( in happy high Joker voice) carves and nice smile in his face so wide( in low sadistic Joker voice) that his head falls off. Laughing at his handy work he says " you should of brought the terminator hahahaha."
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