Human GP Semi Final 2: Batman vs Chuck Norris
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That's a whole different thread.
Ok, so if we break this down into raw facts:
Chuck Norris:
Batman:
Has beaten up the following:
Has a very high IQ - Genius level :
Batman has had the rescue the Justice league TWICE
He's a master a spiritual healing techniques:
He's a Zen master who can melt ice:
He is able to deduce the exact martial art an opponent knows and where it originates, allowing him to respond in seconds in the perfect counter:
Chuck Norris:
- 75 Years old
- Movie star
- TV Star
- Created the martial art Chun Kuk Do
- 8th Degree Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do
- Black Belt in Karate
- Karate World Champion - Multiple Times
- Originally studied Tang Soo Do
- Studied martial arts in Korea
- Got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee (Obviously)
Batman:
Has beaten up the following:
- The Joker
- The Falcone Family
- Hush
- Two-Face
- Prometheus
- Batzarro
- Bizarro
- Riddler
- Poison Ivy
- Talia Al Ghul
- Harley Quinn
- Penguin
- Catwoman (at times)
- Tony Zucco
- Joe Chill (the guy who killed his parents)
- Rupert Thorne
- Henry Ducard
- Bane
- The Monk
- Ra's Al Ghul
- The Red Hood
- Scarecrow
- Hugo Strange
- The Ventriliquist
- Solomon Grundy
- The Maroni Crime Family
- Holiday
- The Hang Man
- Dr. Death
- The League Of Assassins
- Calendar Man
- The Mad Hatter
- Deadshot
- Clayface
- Moth
- Killer Croc
- Mr Freeze
Has a very high IQ - Genius level :
Batman has had the rescue the Justice league TWICE
He's a master a spiritual healing techniques:
He's a Zen master who can melt ice:
He is able to deduce the exact martial art an opponent knows and where it originates, allowing him to respond in seconds in the perfect counter:
No offense dude but you may want to get out more.Ok, so if we break this down into raw facts:
Chuck Norris:
- 75 Years old
- Movie star
- TV Star
- Created the martial art Chun Kuk Do
- 8th Degree Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do
- Black Belt in Karate
- Karate World Champion - Multiple Times
- Originally studied Tang Soo Do
- Studied martial arts in Korea
- Got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee (Obviously)
Batman:
Has beaten up the following:
Has mastered 127 different kind of martial arts, including most of the arts Chuck has ( excluding Chucks own martial art)
- The Joker
- The Falcone Family
- Hush
- Two-Face
- Prometheus
- Batzarro
- Bizarro
- Riddler
- Poison Ivy
- Talia Al Ghul
- Harley Quinn
- Penguin
- Catwoman (at times)
- Tony Zucco
- Joe Chill (the guy who killed his parents)
- Rupert Thorne
- Henry Ducard
- Bane
- The Monk
- Ra's Al Ghul
- The Red Hood
- Scarecrow
- Hugo Strange
- The Ventriliquist
- Solomon Grundy
- The Maroni Crime Family
- Holiday
- The Hang Man
- Dr. Death
- The League Of Assassins
- Calendar Man
- The Mad Hatter
- Deadshot
- Clayface
- Moth
- Killer Croc
- Mr Freeze
Has a very high IQ - Genius level :
Batman has had the rescue the Justice league TWICE
He's a master a spiritual healing techniques:
He's a Zen master who can melt ice:
He is able to deduce the exact martial art an opponent knows and where it originates, allowing him to respond in seconds in the perfect counter:
Get wrecked!!
Shouldnt you get back to making tnreads about belladonna taking baseball bats in her ass?
Exactly.
Batman is... A comic super hero.
None of this he has done... Other than in people's head.
I can't do shit, I think I'm banned again. Plus I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, that doesn't help.
'Human' batman took a shark to the leg and sprayed that fucker off, Carlos Ray is an unabashed Huckabee supporter who's been alive since action comics #1.Exactly.
Batman is... A comic super hero.
None of this he has done... Other than in people's head.
He cant even run the joker out of gotham, he cant even carry Chucks gym bag
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a prime chuck would be a bad mother fucker. if he was juiced to the tits like bale, i wouldn't fuck with him.
Batman all day
Fuck You, chuck norris
And you're damn right I'm bitter, Punisher should be fighting Batman, but he got the ol Montreal screw job
Fuck You, chuck norris
And you're damn right I'm bitter, Punisher should be fighting Batman, but he got the ol Montreal screw job
Where do you want to be when Norris comes back to earth to reclaim his throne as god of gods? I personally dont want to be on the recieving end of a spinning back kick to inverted armbar ankle lock combo.
