I got caught jerking off into a backpack on top of a mountain!

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sgotwalks

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Do you wanna be right and dickless or wrong with your dong? :eyes:
Point well taken. You'll have to settle for the mold now because I've decided she deserves one more chance to admit she was wrong tonight. I think I'll head upstairs and wake her up now to tell her the good news! Thanks for the perspective check Mel! If this goes well you may just become my go to for relationship advice!
 
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Goldie Wilson III

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Honestly I can NOT get over how beautiful that looks sgotwalks @sgotwalks . I AM IN AWE! We don't have anything even CLOSE to that where I live in Florida. Everything is flat and looks terrible in contrast to what looks like two beautiful TWIN PEAKS as if god chiseled them himself.

Dude, I would slowly explore every inch of that beautiful terrain leaving no part untouched. Sure there might be a few hairy spots that are dangerous to go without protection but that shouldn't stop a free spirit and adventurer like yourself.

No wonder why you keep coming back, taking LOTS of pictures for later and never seem to get to sick of it! It's like your own personal slice of heaven and you should be thankful to be to EXPERIENCE what only a handful of men have before.............................I'm Not really a fan of nature, the outdoors or Mountains though.
 

Jesus X

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I have never been caught jacking off , i'm the Delta force of whacking it,stealth,quiet professional.


 

sgotwalks

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Honestly I can NOT get over how beautiful that looks sgotwalks @sgotwalks . I AM IN AWE! We don't have anything even CLOSE to that where I live in Florida. Everything is flat and looks terrible in contrast to what looks like two beautiful TWIN PEAKS as if god chiseled them himself.

Dude, I would slowly explore every inch of that beautiful terrain leaving no part untouched. Sure there might be a few hairy spots that are dangerous to go without protection but that shouldn't stop a free spirit and adventurer like yourself.

No wonder why you keep coming back, taking LOTS of pictures for later and never seem to get to sick of it! It's like your own personal slice of heaven and you should be thankful to be to EXPERIENCE what only a handful of men have before.............................I'm Not really a fan of nature, the outdoors or Mountains though.
I like the way you think, and yes..........I can never put enough time into exploring these glorious peaks. Sometimes I will even do it in the great outdoors.
 

ShatsBassoon

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I wonder if, at any point in time, I was sitting here on the other side of the mountains, looking off into the distance, unaware of the fact that sgotwalks @sgotwalks was, at that particular moment, directly across from me geologically, filling his fist with his weiner.
 

Jesus X

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How many times a week do you jerk off on top of mountains?
hypothetically speaking I could do it thrice a day,whilst screaming:

"where is your god now,the seed fertilizes the soil!" in a sprinkler motion
 

sgotwalks

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I wonder if, at any point in time, I was sitting here on the other side of the mountains, looking off into the distance, unaware of the fact that sgotwalks @sgotwalks was, at that particular moment, directly across from me geologically, filling his fist with his weiner.
Hmmm, now you've got me wondering too.
 

sgotwalks

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How many times a week do you jerk off on top of mountains?
That's an excellent question because if it didn't require such an enormous effort to reach these glorious mountain peaks I might be up there jerking off several times a day, similar to that of JesusX, but as it is now I must reserve this special release for the rare sunny day occasion, perhaps 3 or 4 times a summer. However, as my wife is quite busty in her own right sometimes I just stay home and jerkoff on the mountains. It really is a charmed life at times my friend!
 
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