Just remember to wrap it. Double wrap it if the girl is a hooker.
Warts and herpies are fo life'
Just remember to wrap it. Double wrap it if the girl is a hooker.
Warts and herpies are fo life'
On a slightly separate note, your ex, does she also partake in paid male company?
If so, I could use some beer money for this weekend. Is she on Kik?
If so, I could use some beer money for this weekend. Is she on Kik?
Do you have pictures of what it looked like before?Its a balcony, but I agree its ugly as the literal night and its even totally senselessly and impractically designed too. No clue what the architect sniffed before he did that.
At least its spacy with about 12m². But no joke, the ground was split into 3 uneven! pieces of metal and stone. Again, not just ugly, but impractical as shit. That's why I laid this wooden ground on it last week:
As a total amateur for doing that I'm very proud how it turned out, gotta say.
i've just had some more chinese viagra. you really don't understand. im going to bury her three times over!
plus she called me yesterday, and visited today (my wife). there is a 50/50 chance that we are getting back together....
You didnt answer my question, what is your wife's Kik user name?
I just busted out laughing in the OR when I read this, you sick bastard hahaha
Why so mad. I thought you two had an open relationship. I mean if you can go fuck hookers, you should get mad at her getting hit on by someone else.
No, but I can make one tomorrow of one further down that is much smaller but has similar unpractical design.
I saw that hooker just now. im still pretty crap at actual sex, but the blow job was fantastic. that girl really knows how to blow. also i licked her out a bit, which was a first for me. thanks for caring. plus she said afterwards that i had a big dick, and then she laughed, whatever that is supposed to mean?
You expect us to believe you put your actual mouth on a hooker's actual you-know-what?
@Shinkicker emergency sex ed! I can't even.
believe what you want mate. as a side note, my cat's shit stinks....You expect us to believe you put your actual mouth on a hooker's actual you-know-what?
Enjoy your cold sores, bro.
Glad you're having fun.
Glad you're having fun.
He's past his prime so I'm not sure it will do much good.You expect us to believe you put your actual mouth on a hooker's actual you-know-what?
@john2054 , your mouth and your asshole are portals of entry for the enemy (hooker germs). Your fingers are vehicles. You are paying her to do the work. And your post shower is just as important as the first. Stay clean, Ponyboy.
But only his mouth and asshole, right?He's past his prime so I'm not sure it will do much good.
Stay clean, Ponyboy.
@Lars LeDouche, right?!
PM coz too sexual.Cool, I like the look of what you did with the wood (but the steel balcony looks off). I'm a big wooden deck fan, here's the one I built at my house.
Those were strange planks with the slots in them.
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Take your meds FFS.
fuck off
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try being a bit more supportive in the future, okay/???
Did u pass your test yet?