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MountainMedic said:
Years ago I ate a whole pizza and a 12 pack after a long day.
I didn't shit for 10 days, thought I was going to die, no natural remedies were working. It was to the point I had a weird taste in my mouth.

Drastic action was taken and the shit I took is the all time record setter. I was afraid to flush.
So much corn..
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Had a similar thing once. Long fishing trip camping in the woods. My body refused to shit. Until driving home. Thank God it was a public restroom because I shit what looked like a beef Wellington. There is no way that was flushable. Felt like it tore my asshole apart. It was quite the ordeal.
 
vad said:
Felt like it tore my asshole apart. It was quite the ordeal.
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vad said:
Had a similar thing once. Long fishing trip camping in the woods. My body refused to shit. Until driving home. Thank God it was a public restroom because I shit what looked like a beef Wellington. There is no way that was flushable. Felt like it tore my asshole apart. It was quite the ordeal.
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That's why all mexiCAN meals have scorching level salsas to go with em. That's why pizza becomes a mexican meal when we consume it.
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NiteProwleR said:
That's why all mexiCAN meals have scorching level salsas to go with em. That's why pizza becomes a mexican meal when we consume it.
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I've been a big fan of Yellow Bird hot sauces lately. Great flavor. I eat scrambled eggs over a little rice daily and I drown them in that shit.
 
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