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Was watching sopranos and drinking all day. Get a cab to town and while I'm in it my lady calls. Fucking brilliant, she's on the train and I'm dressed like a fucken hobo, been drinking whiskey all day and eating pickled onions.
Sounds like you're on the "Shit-bird Express"
I think I'll buy some Listerine and deodorant
I wasn't expecting to see her today. Otherwise I'd stay sober and wear clean clothes. Now I have an hour to sober up and not stink....
Mouthwash and deodorant, oogatz. You need five showers and a car freshener.
Just breaking balls
You don’t have a car or got the cab because was drinking?
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Fuck that shit brah!
Jesus fucking Murphy. So I met my friend, it was her birthday, and we went to the party bar and got fucken nuked. I fell down at least 2 times I can remember. I spoke to her on phone she said I fell down another time as well. She had a good birthday party though, we was dancing, it was like being in Ibiza.
Oh fuck I don't feel good. I'm quite adept at drinking but this was nuclear
I've been sick. Ugh. Jesus Murphy. I like drinking but I don't normally get shitfaced like that. Now I gotta lay around all day until I get sober... Fuck knows how much spent. Interesting Wednesday
Fuck..my legs have stopped again..they still go, but barely. I got some tomatoes and I'm struggling to get up to get em
Stupid shit. I want to get my legs chopped off and get robot ones
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@SongExotic2 me too! let’s get magic legs like Lt. Dan!
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The election was stolen
As if the Russians think they can evade the navy...
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Royal Navy submarine hunter catches TWO Russian subs
UK submarine hunter HMS Portland shadowed the submarines - cruise missile submarine Severodvinsk and Akula-class attack submarine Vepr - after they surfaced.
i need to teach these women how to prevent shaving bumps.This thread needs more of these hard hitting articles.
‘Intense’: New micro bikini trend explodes
An extreme take on the micro bikini trend has taken over Miami Swim Week.
Without cheating, who knows monkey steals the peach??
Real whipped cream is all.
The fake stuff is unconvincing and worse than 9-11
The fake stuff is unconvincing and worse than 9-11