I woke up with a tick on me, 2nd day in a row

sparkuri said:
My neighbor is funny AF.
He one ups everything all the time.
I texted him what happened, he texted me back:

"Nasty, when I was younger, I had one go INSIDE my dick.
Had to take tweezers up my penis hole.
Bugger was 1/2" around"

It's like talking to Robert Shaw in JAWS.


"And then the sasquatch came and GROWLED.
I said honey, go inside. It's time for me to do what ya married me for."
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sparkuri said:
I'm surprised no one has asked where I found the first one...
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Around 91 we went backpacking and one of my bros had the worst night/morning of his life. First night he falls in the creek twice, hangs his clothes to dry and climbs into his bag naked behind a log. While later I hear "goddammit, stop pissing on me!"

Next morning I wake up and he's by the fire with his dick in his hand and a knife in the fire. "Uhh, what's up?"

He turns and there's a huge tick right above his pee hole.

He did what he had to do, lol.
 
Used to have to do a major tick check on my dogs anytime we went on a hike, and you'd still miss some in that thick husky hair. Was especially bad along the coast and redwoods.
Since I've lived in the high country its not a problem. Only time we have fleas is if some traveling dog brings em and that only happened once (carpenters dog) and I had to fog my fucking house.
 
MountainMedic said:
Used to have to do a major tick check on my dogs anytime we went on a hike, and you'd still miss some in that thick husky hair. Was especially bad along the coast and redwoods.
Since I've lived in the high country its not a problem. Only time we have fleas is if some traveling dog brings em and that only happened once (carpenters dog) and I had to fog my fucking house.
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I'd love to live there, but even Montana has fags in Helena fucking shit up.
Gawtdamn colleges.
 
i had a tick bury its dirty fuckin head in to my ribs one time . i was brushing my teeeth getting ready for bed and i saw this thing on my side . i thought it was just lint or something . upon further inspection it had legs . i just hit it with a cotton ball soaked in Dettol and it pulled its head out . i dropped it in the sink and washed it down the drain . i had one when i was a kid under my watch band . my dad had shot a black bear and we had skinned it out . i guess the dirty bastard got on me and found a spot to feast . that one got the red hot pin in the ass from my old man . they kinda gross me out . i am not real worried about lyme disease but i am not thrilled about a disgusting parasite feeding off my life force to fatten itself at my expense
 
jason73 said:
had a tick bury its dirty fuckin head in to my ribs
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it sounds like you're grappling with a truly profound sense of repulsion towards parasites, and you're seeking to articulate that intense feeling with a more robust lexicon. Let's delve into some words that can help you express this visceral abhorrence:
The creatures you describe, these parasitic organisms, are loathsome, utterly abominable, and profoundly detestable. They are nothing short of repugnant and revolting. One might even characterize them as vile, foul, or execrable. The very essence of their existence is sickening, and contemplating their insidious nature evokes a profound sense of nausea and revulsion. They are truly ungodly, an affront to all that is naturally pure and wholesome.
Their modus operandi, their parasitic relationship, is fundamentally based on exploiting and depleting the vitality of their hosts. This one-sided dynamic, where one creature thrives at the expense of another, can be described as exploitative and inherently antagonistic. The very thought of these organisms preying upon and diminishing the essence of other life forms is sufficient to induce intense disgust and abhorrence.
sparkuri said:
I need a larger vocabulary to do how I feel about it justice.
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**I told AI to make it wordy and fancy, lol
 
MountainMedic said:
it sounds like you're grappling with a truly profound sense of repulsion towards parasites, and you're seeking to articulate that intense feeling with a more robust lexicon. Let's delve into some words that can help you express this visceral abhorrence:
The creatures you describe, these parasitic organisms, are loathsome, utterly abominable, and profoundly detestable. They are nothing short of repugnant and revolting. One might even characterize them as vile, foul, or execrable. The very essence of their existence is sickening, and contemplating their insidious nature evokes a profound sense of nausea and revulsion. They are truly ungodly, an affront to all that is naturally pure and wholesome.
Their modus operandi, their parasitic relationship, is fundamentally based on exploiting and depleting the vitality of their hosts. This one-sided dynamic, where one creature thrives at the expense of another, can be described as exploitative and inherently antagonistic. The very thought of these organisms preying upon and diminishing the essence of other life forms is sufficient to induce intense disgust and abhorrence.

**I told AI to make it wordy and fancy, lol
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@IschKabibble we need a robot emoji
 
MountainMedic said:
it sounds like you're grappling with a truly profound sense of repulsion towards parasites, and you're seeking to articulate that intense feeling with a more robust lexicon. Let's delve into some words that can help you express this visceral abhorrence:
The creatures you describe, these parasitic organisms, are loathsome, utterly abominable, and profoundly detestable. They are nothing short of repugnant and revolting. One might even characterize them as vile, foul, or execrable. The very essence of their existence is sickening, and contemplating their insidious nature evokes a profound sense of nausea and revulsion. They are truly ungodly, an affront to all that is naturally pure and wholesome.
Their modus operandi, their parasitic relationship, is fundamentally based on exploiting and depleting the vitality of their hosts. This one-sided dynamic, where one creature thrives at the expense of another, can be described as exploitative and inherently antagonistic. The very thought of these organisms preying upon and diminishing the essence of other life forms is sufficient to induce intense disgust and abhorrence.

**I told AI to make it wordy and fancy, lol
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