General If a movie about your life is being made, which actors/actresses do you want to play you?

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tang

tang

too high to rigg
Oct 21, 2015
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The timeline doesn't matter. They could be living or dead. Also, what kind of movie?

My movie's going to be comedy/action and I want
Data from "Goonies" to play the young me


young Jet Li as my prime


and Dr. Ken Jeong as the older and wiser version of me
 
Hauler

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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I've been told I look like a tall Tom Cruise with a normal nose.

No big deal.



Although I have an acceptable military hair cut.
 
Gay For Longo

Gay For Longo

*insert Matt Serra meme
Jan 22, 2016
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Movie would be enter the void and it doesn't matter who plays me if you know the movie
 
La Paix

La Paix

Fuck this place
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Jan 14, 2015
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Obvious choice for actors would be either Jason Statham or Vin Diesel, I've been mistaken for both.



I look more like Statham but if I smoke some weed I sound just like Vin. For any of the fight scenes I could be an easy stunt double (full nude sex scenes too of they were uncomfortable doing it themselves).

My wife could just play herself as she's great at everything she does. Just a quick pic a snapped of her when she came out to welcome me home today.


My if she was to busy then the actress would have to able to portray skills like high level volleyball and baseball, intoxicating smile, be close to 6' tall and be willing to have actual sex with me, Jason and or Vin.
 
HEATH VON DOOM

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
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BirdWatcher said:
Obvious choice for actors would be either Jason Statham or Vin Diesel, I've been mistaken for both.



I look more like Statham but if I smoke some weed I sound just like Vin. For any of the fight scenes I could be an easy stunt double (full nude sex scenes too of they were uncomfortable doing it themselves).

My wife could just play herself as she's great at everything she does. Just a quick pic a snapped of her when she came out to welcome me home today.


My if she was to busy then the actress would have to able to portray skills like high level volleyball and baseball, intoxicating smile, be close to 6' tall and be willing to have actual sex with me, Jason and or Vin.
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No offense dude but Murr from Impractical Jokers would be more like it.

Mathew McConaghey would probably be the closest for me.
 
Hauler

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Kaladin Stormblessed said:
id want chris pratt. not many similarities, but we're both white. and he'd make me seem awesome, so the movie would make bank
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Dude you have way more in common than just being white.

He has feet. You have feet.
He has arms. You have arms.
Belly button? Boom.

Fucking twins.
 
ShatsBassoon

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Seriously though the closest to looking like me would be Josh Hartnett or a young Tommy Lee Jones
 
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