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sparkuri

Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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Jan 16, 2015
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I'd walk down, and f*** 'em all...

Animalistically, all of them.
As a kid, Christina Applegate, Nicole Eggert, the usual.
Really had a thing for Marisa Tomei, especially in that Christian Slater movie where he has a gorilla heart.
So I crushed on her, Michelle Pfeiffer, Teri Garr, Valeria Golina, Milla Jovavich, Natalie Portman (Novalee Nation).
Cate Blanchett is astonishing.
Olga Kurylenko is hot fire, and Sophie Marceau is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
 

OhWhopDaChamp

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Apr 20, 2015
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We are a strange group. Notice we never ever bicker or take sly jabs at each other in sex related threads? People who have been bickering for days, stop. Comment on the filth, agree on some Perv with the person they've been arguing with.

Long live #TMMAC Perv. Bonding over threesomes and silver elderly crotches image.jpg
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
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Jan 14, 2015
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Outstanding. Simply the best.
Bea Arthur would run the camera and give directions while sporting that lemon face claiming were doing it wrong. This would eventually turn into a heated and tough final round that we'd all enjoy once it was over.
 

OhWhopDaChamp

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Apr 20, 2015
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Bea Arthur would run the camera and give directions while sporting that lemon face claiming were doing it wrong. This would eventually turn into a heated and tough final round that we'd all enjoy once it was over.
I think Rose is gonna turn you out.
 

OhWhopDaChamp

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Apr 20, 2015
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I'd maybe scissor Darryl Hannah just for her solar house. She gets paid from the power company for their use of her energy. It's a green poon award.