That reminds me of a meme I saw that said "You'd be a Grinch too if you had some motherfucker following you, always singing about all your negative qualities".
Hi and thanks for reaching out to @Splinty
he's out for Xmas break, I'm filling in over the holidays.
tell me what's wrong, and I'll pretend to give a shit and do nothing.
@Splinty should be back WW02, and he'll pick up pretending to give a shit and doing nothing from there.
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