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I watched this episode live and died laughing at this joke. To this day, I tell it to customers.
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My wife did this one time with her eyes but on accident, she reached into her purse for eye drops but grabbed super glue by mistake. Surprised she didn't lose an eye.
Where there is one of
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Lol, easy juan man drop if you have any know how. Fricking DEI hires. Deported Enrique Iglesias.
When my Wife first came over to my house she looked in my fridge and I had like some bread, mustard, and some lunch meat.
Basically empty.
She asked wtf was I eating?
I opened the freezer and there were stacks of tv dinners.
Widow's meals, baby...
My nephew worked in a theater back in the day and he had all the theaters memorized. We had a full bar with 2 whopper combos and snacks galore and I had to buy an extra ticket for some reason. We were also baked out of our minds so getting chastised for multiple infractions was extra hilarious. Come to think of it, I have gotten my nephew fired from quite a few places.
I will also never go to a drive in theater ever in my life. Getting surrounded by tarantulas while pissing in the restroom gave me PTSD.
I will also never go to a drive in theater ever in my life. Getting surrounded by tarantulas while pissing in the restroom gave me PTSD.
