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Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Papi Chingon said:
Tombstone? Take your happyass, trailer park loving, pbr swilling, fix it with duct tape lovin, hillbilly ass the fuck on. You have been ejected from this this thread.
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Coors light or Svedka 7's my friend.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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And there is something to be said for consistency. Tombstone provides that. And as stated i modify it heavily.
 
Papi Chingon

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Mix6APlix said:
And there is something to be said for consistency. Tombstone provides that. And as stated i modify it heavily.
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One nay be able to turn potatoes into potato salad, but you sure as hell aren't turning shit into shit salad! Wait a minute, that didn't make sense. Either way, you've been ejected from this thread! Last warning.
 
Bozy

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At first I thought it was dumb. But after that pic. I'm sold.
 
Papi Chingon

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Bozy said:
At first I thought it was dumb. But after that pic. I'm sold.
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It might just be genius. Think about this: you're drunk, high, or its just late night and your options are bullshit fast food. In your freezer you just so happen to have an arsenal of the best fucking pizza that could be cooked at home with no effort needed. Life isn't so bad, unless you pass out and catch your house on fire. I'm willing to take that risk.
 
Lukewarm Carl

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Since they do them in weird orders I can't call them toppings really so what did you get inside the wall of crust?
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Papi Chingon said:
Whatever. Your idea of pizza is probably squirrel laying on tomato paste on top of toasted wonder bread. The fuck outta heeeeere.
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Im a straight forward cheese and sausage and occasionally green pepper guy. I may be quite a redneck, but ive never eaten squirrel.
 
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1.0 out of 5 starsOverpriced and undersized
ByHeather C Greenlawon November 26, 2017
Flavor: 2 Cheese & 2 SausageVerified Purchase
Not worth the premium price. Measured without the raised outer crust barey 3/8” in height. That is hardly deep dish Chicago pizza. Don’t waste your money on these pizzas.
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1.0 out of 5 starsI talked to a traveler who said these pizzas are great on the day I excitedly received them
ByMark SanDiegoon February 14, 2018
Flavor: 2 Sausage & 2 PepperoniVerified Purchase
Run! In fairness, I talked to a traveler who said these pizzas are great on the day I excitedly received them. I am in Cali where it is semi difficult to land a deep dish. No need to buy a pan, the crust is pre-cooked. The crust is very dessert pie crust-like minus the sugar. The cheese is decent mozzarella for mail order (aka same as frozen pizza). The sauce was okay. Pepperonis were to excellent (just order their pepperonis!). My one-star? Sausage pizzas are toxic and in fairness the crust is stale and wtf? If I’m correct, dare you to get a quarter of a toxic mail order sausage pizza down. Seriously message me if you did. My two were crazy rancid. Is this Chicago!? Cuz that’s what is he is representing.
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1.0 out of 5 starsSo disappointed!
Bybebesloon February 17, 2018
Flavor: 2 Cheese & 2 PepperoniVerified Purchase
I had really high hopes for this pizza as the actual restaurant was highly recommended. Unfortunately there was so little flavor. My husband actually threw his away.
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1.0 out of 5 starsOne Star
ByIHCmanon October 19, 2017
Flavor: 2 Sausage & 2 PepperoniVerified Purchase
Worst pizza I've ever had.
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1.0 out of 5 starsdo not order too expensive and a frozen taste to them they seemed really old
ByTerry F.on January 3, 2017
Flavor: 2 Sausage & 2 PepperoniVerified Purchase
horrible horrible never order again
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1.0 out of 5 starsNot recommended at all.
ByR S - Floridaon April 23, 2015
Flavor: 2 Cheese & 2 SausageVerified Purchase
Save your money....this pizza was a let down. In no way shape or form does it come close to a good Chicago style pie.

My son and I were excited to eat the pizza and watch the Final Four, at least the basketball was good (if you are a Duke fan).
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1.0 out of 5 starsOne Star
Bydebra crumon January 8, 2017
Flavor: 4 SausageVerified Purchase
worst pizza I ever put on my mouth YUK !!!!!!
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1.0 out of 5 starsOne Star
ByMarketing Execon January 3, 2015
Flavor: 4 CheeseVerified Purchase
disappointing
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1.0 out of 5 starsVery disappointing. I ordered a spinach pizza but NO ...
ByMakena1103on May 30, 2018
Flavor: 2 Sausage & 2 Pepperoni
Very disappointing. I ordered a spinach pizza but NO spinach on the pizza .. will not buy again ..
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1.0 out of 5 starsI don't know was being nice or passive-aggressive (borderline vindictive)
ByJ. Dangon April 8, 2018
Flavor: 2 Sausage & 2 Pepperoni
We received Lou Malnati's pizza as a gift from a coworker who, at this point, I don't know was being nice or passive-aggressive (borderline vindictive). The crust is absolutely disgusting - from the brittle hard texture down to the bland flavor. The pizza itself was soggy and reminded me bread pudding. The only redeeming quality this pizza had was that it not give me painful bowel movements or GI upset. I ended up chucking the pizza behind my house so that it could kill of the damn tree rats that keep robbing my bird feeder. The remaining pizza I gave to my in-laws for obvious reasons.
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Leigh

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20 bucks for a frozen pizza? And you bought six of them?

Here's my actual question: are you mental?
 
Papi Chingon

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Leigh said:
20 bucks for a frozen pizza? And you bought six of them?

Here's my actual question: are you mental?
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It's the shipping that makes it expensive. It was something like 3 for $90 or 6 for $114. They are shipped in a cooler with dry ice and the shipping has to be expedited. If they listed the shipping cost I'd imagine most people wouldnt buy them, so instead the cost is all inclusive.

And in reference to your last question, yes, probably, but I regret nothing.
 
La Paix

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Papi Chingon said:
It's the shipping that makes it expensive. It was something like 3 for $90 or 6 for $114. They are shipped in a cooler with dry ice and the shipping has to be expedited. If they listed the shipping cost I'd imagine most people wouldnt buy them, so instead the cost is all inclusive.

And in reference to your last question, yes, probably, but I regret nothing.
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So basically 1 yes 2 yes 3 yes.
 
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