NSFW Karasus shit posting baitfest house of horrors.
- Thread starter karasu
- Start date
You need to up your troll game.
Didnt know EY posted here.
I have not seen his name posting here but it would be great if he joined and also all the other good virtual fellows I have enjoyed knowing from the MMA derivative forums communities......
D
Deleted member 1
Guest
BIG WIN so good to see you here! Let the other Fellows know the GOOD NEWS of this FANTASTIC FORUM!
my BIG SPENDER $12 Valentine's kit looks MARVELOUS! I even went above and beyond with adding some fancy looking $5 GoodWill jewelry and also $5 on chocolates 
I decorated the card on the DollarStore Vday sack with some super-hero stickers telling her how she's a SuperGal.....the DollarStore Vday mailbox thing filled with a pink dollar snow-hat and inside the hat the GoodWill jewelry and the sack is full of Dollar-Store goods plus the chocolates! I am very satisfied with myself as usual the case.
Now I only need muster the vitality for 1 evening sex performance and I am sure to keep my position in good standing for quite some weeks of good dinners!
I decorated the card on the DollarStore Vday sack with some super-hero stickers telling her how she's a SuperGal.....the DollarStore Vday mailbox thing filled with a pink dollar snow-hat and inside the hat the GoodWill jewelry and the sack is full of Dollar-Store goods plus the chocolates! I am very satisfied with myself as usual the case. Now I only need muster the vitality for 1 evening sex performance and I am sure to keep my position in good standing for quite some weeks of good dinners!
1st Consumers STOPPED PAYING their Car Loans and now THIS! Uh Oh:
Retail stocks sink after worst monthly plunge in retail-sales figures in 9 years
Amazon’s stock swings from pre-data gains to losses, as December internet sales fall the most since 2008--------
Retail stocks sink after worst monthly plunge in retail-sales figures in 9 years
Retail stocks sink after worst monthly plunge in retail-sales figures in 9 years
Amazon’s stock swings from pre-data gains to losses, as December internet sales fall the most since 2008--------
Retail stocks sink after worst monthly plunge in retail-sales figures in 9 years
Retail Sales Declined in December at Fastest Pace Since 2009-----
Retail Sales Declined in December at Fastest Pace Since 2009
Retail Sales Declined in December at Fastest Pace Since 2009
take your guns and build a WALL around you!?! Seems VERY suspicious!
Trump will sign spending bill, declare a national emergency and 'other executive action' to build wall-----
Trump will sign spending bill, declare national emergency and 'other executive action' to build wall
Nancy Pelosi warns GOP that a Democratic president could declare gun violence a national emergency------
Nancy Pelosi warns GOP that a Democratic president could declare gun violence a national emergency
Trump will sign spending bill, declare a national emergency and 'other executive action' to build wall-----
Trump will sign spending bill, declare national emergency and 'other executive action' to build wall
Nancy Pelosi warns GOP that a Democratic president could declare gun violence a national emergency------
Nancy Pelosi warns GOP that a Democratic president could declare gun violence a national emergency
I like it....
FRAT:
I once had a girl tell me that for valentine's day I was getting lucky. Back in my early 20's.
I asked her if on her birthday she would like my dick as her birthday present. She said no, that's not something you get for your birthday. So I told her that her box isn't a present for valentine's day.
I explained I give flowers to express how I care, and candy etc so that she knows I think about her. An evening with a nice dinner or a trip away on a weekend. My dick is not a gift to her that I dole out when she's been good or as a special event. So I don't expect that either. I said I expect her to put some thought into how she would like to mark a special day. I don't care if she makes a card out of paper and crayons, but opening your legs and thinking that it's some special gift for me is about as much thought as lifting your cheek to fart in my direction. The card actually took an effort to make.
Well she got mad because she said I don't treasure her special "gift" and that I wasn't getting any then. I told her that was fine. I'm not arrogant enough to think one of my body parts is a gift to the world of women. I'm going to go bang another girl then and she can save her effort of opening up her legs for someone who thinks less of them self.
So I banged on of her friends. She freaked out and was angry that I did that. I told her that if her opening her legs was what she thought a special gift was then she was mistaken because her friend did it just because I asked. (Note: Neither girl was my girlfriend at the time)
Then her friend and I went on a ski trip for a weekend.
I never would have thought to even think that way except that a few years prior I had been at my friend's house and his Mom was dangling sex as a treat to his Dad. After his Mom left the room his Dad turned to us and told us that we should never let a woman hold you hostage and pretend it's a gift.
I once had a girl tell me that for valentine's day I was getting lucky. Back in my early 20's.
I asked her if on her birthday she would like my dick as her birthday present. She said no, that's not something you get for your birthday. So I told her that her box isn't a present for valentine's day.
I explained I give flowers to express how I care, and candy etc so that she knows I think about her. An evening with a nice dinner or a trip away on a weekend. My dick is not a gift to her that I dole out when she's been good or as a special event. So I don't expect that either. I said I expect her to put some thought into how she would like to mark a special day. I don't care if she makes a card out of paper and crayons, but opening your legs and thinking that it's some special gift for me is about as much thought as lifting your cheek to fart in my direction. The card actually took an effort to make.
Well she got mad because she said I don't treasure her special "gift" and that I wasn't getting any then. I told her that was fine. I'm not arrogant enough to think one of my body parts is a gift to the world of women. I'm going to go bang another girl then and she can save her effort of opening up her legs for someone who thinks less of them self.
So I banged on of her friends. She freaked out and was angry that I did that. I told her that if her opening her legs was what she thought a special gift was then she was mistaken because her friend did it just because I asked. (Note: Neither girl was my girlfriend at the time)
Then her friend and I went on a ski trip for a weekend.
I never would have thought to even think that way except that a few years prior I had been at my friend's house and his Mom was dangling sex as a treat to his Dad. After his Mom left the room his Dad turned to us and told us that we should never let a woman hold you hostage and pretend it's a gift.
sup mike
@Robbie Hart this guy actually signed a waiver and showed up. He is your new sensei
I'm not single but my wife and I were together for 3 years before we were married and not much has changed since then. Honestly, valentines can be just as important, if not more, to married men.
I’ve got no problem with buying a gift for my wife to make her feel good. I get her flowers every 1-2 weeks and if I'm out and see something I think she’ll like I will pick it up for her. What bothers me about valentines is the idea that there’s a specific day where a man is expected to spend a bunch of money on material things or they're not a good boyfriend / husband. If your girl is only interested in bragging to her friends about how much money you spend on her for on a made up holiday, you have a shit girl.
All that being said, though theres been a few years where I didn't get her anything (and she has never been upset about it) I usually spend somewhere between 300-500 on a gift for valentines day. It's not because my wife expects it or she'll be upset if I don't. I do it because she does the laundry, cleans, cooks, is the mother of the two most important things in my life, is a way better woman than I deserve and for some fucked up reason loves me as much as I do her.
FRAT
Don’t like the day but buy stuff because I love my wife.
yep he signs waivers for sure
honorable
ur a good guy
we don't do presents even on birthdays...my flowers and card yesterday were quite a surprise to her(too bad she has a cold and feels like shit)
we were together for almost 20 years before getting married
actually still not married, although she did get some nice rings and stuff
If you can't be nice almost all of the time to your 'partner' then it is quite fake to only do it on certain days...that is how I feel
Marriage is just a piece of paper (an important one to my wife's religious parents, I had to join a church for her. To this day I'm the only person I know who 'accidentally' body checked, laid a dude out in a church hallway with 50 witnesses and got away with it. But that's another story)