Kimbo and Shamrock both fail drug tests
- Thread starter ThatOneDude
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THIS FREEKING THIS!!!! OH SO MUCH THIS!!!
They are really dropping the ball. To the guys here who thought this was a great card.... Still defending it now?
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Oh dude... too soon. Dada and all...
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You know... i didn't even do that on purpose. It didn't even register. I just googled "funny lack of surprise gif" and it was there and i loved Iago as a kid. I can edit it if it's offensive.
man, fuck the Texas commission. 3 months and 5 grand , better have been weed.
not quite a dongbar but...
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Never not funny.
Wat?
that's why it better be weed.
and one more time today...
See this is what amazes me about the state of commission drug testing.
These guys both failed pre-fight screeners... but were still allowed to fight? What the fuck is the point of a pre-fight screener, then?
It's like if TSA scanned people's luggage but got the results a couple of days later. Someone screams ALLAH ACKHBAR and blows up a plane, and a few days later they come out and say "oh yeah, jeez, we just checked the x-ray and turns out he had a bomb in his shoe." What's the point?
These guys both failed pre-fight screeners... but were still allowed to fight? What the fuck is the point of a pre-fight screener, then?
It's like if TSA scanned people's luggage but got the results a couple of days later. Someone screams ALLAH ACKHBAR and blows up a plane, and a few days later they come out and say "oh yeah, jeez, we just checked the x-ray and turns out he had a bomb in his shoe." What's the point?
REMATCH!
Kimbo will likely deny any using of banned substances and say only chicken and orange soda was in his system.
Ooh, no dude. Not at all. Not to me anyway.
Grape drink imo
Kimbo will likely deny any using of banned substances and say only chicken and orange soda was in his system.
Kimbo was at ATT, wasn't he?
If yes, Bank of Me makes odds -450 that a positive test is flagged for a diuretic banned as a masking agent.
If yes, Bank of Me makes odds -450 that a positive test is flagged for a diuretic banned as a masking agent.
...however I will be happy to make reasonable bets that Kimbo popped for something other than weed.
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Betting on the failed drug test substance. Savage gambling!