Man’s Penis Cracks Open After He Injects It With Vaseline, Calls It “The Worst Mistake In My Life!”

[MoomBah]

So wait....it worked fine for 9 months? brb

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Because I like this site here's the unedited link. In future they will be on @mmasemtenil https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...1429773645./203733546314830/?type=1&source=42

sorry i got wined tf up last night and forgot you boo. Here's the link to the peanut butter and dick story. The Tales | MMA Sentinel

 

[Darqnezz]

Everyday I inject my penis with victory.

 

[Wild]

Let's see....start eating healthy & get on a treadmill...or have a buddy inject a jar of Vaseline in my cock. Tough decision.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Let's see....start eating healthy & get on a treadmill...or have a buddy inject a jar of Vaseline in my cock. Tough decision.

Hell yes.
I mean do you ask a close friend or an associate to help. Do you use name brand Vaseline or is that a waste of cash?

There's a lot to this decision!

 

[Morpheushasleftthebuilding]

on another subject, does anyone know if there is an operation that can shrink your penis a bit? I have had this lifelong affliction of just being too big and I want to be on the same level as everyone else............

yes, go to any Chinese restaurant, and the cook would make tjap tjoy out of it.

 

[lookoutawhale]

guess he didnt read the vaseline label "for external use only"

 

[Wintermute]

I feel like the whole survival of the fittest deal should have taken over here. GEEZ

Jesus, I'll say...