General Man goes out on a hike

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Rambo John J

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This noodle-armed little faggot was able to choke one to death after it attacked him. If he can do it, a 70 year old Asian grandma could do it, too. A Mexican Abuela would drop a mountain lion midair with one of her flip-flops.

Yes

Not the size of lion I am envisioning

That article says it is a 30+ lion that had only vegetation in it's belly

I'm thinking of a 100-150+ experienced killer all jacked up, but that type of lion probably prefers elk to human.
 

Uncle Tom Doug

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Yes

Not the size of lion I am envisioning

That article says it is a 30+ lion that had only vegetation in it's belly

I'm thinking of a 100-150+ experienced killer all jacked up, but that type of lion probably prefers elk to human.
I'd honestly like to avoid any cat that weights more than 20lbs. Even the little ones will leave you with scars.
 

sparkuri

Pulse on the finger of The Cimmunity
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I would have pulled the trigger immediately and aimed for the heart.
Then I would take it back and cut it up into steaks and such.
Then put his head on the wall and his body on the floor like any normal person.

I don't think you really want to take a chance in waiting for a mountain lion because your gun could misfire and you need to know your situation ASAP.