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Judobill

Judobill

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I don’t get a whole lot of days off. I like to chill out, maybe play some golf, watch some YouTube, eat some good food. I’m at home today and she asks me to move my car out of the garage because she has some new outdoor furniture being delivered. Fine. Then this shows up, and she asks me to assemble it. Fucking hell.IMG_8033.jpeg
 
Jesus X

Jesus X

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Judobill said:
I don’t get a whole lot of days off. I like to chill out, maybe play some golf, watch some YouTube, eat some good food. I’m at home today and she asks me to move my car out of the garage because she has some new outdoor furniture being delivered. Fine. Then this shows up, and she asks me to assemble it. Fucking hell.View attachment 158932
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CuddleBug

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Board Meeting at one of the factories that makes that stuff.

Designer: I'm afraid if we make the assembly any more convoluted and time consuming that customers will stop buying our product.

Boss: Are you crazy? The people who buy our product and the poor saps the put it together are never the same people.
 
Robbie Hart

Robbie Hart

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Feb 13, 2015
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Ha ha ha, have fun. While she goes out with her girlfriends to have a great day of relaxation at the spa.
 
RussfromNH

RussfromNH

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Go to Walmart buy 2 or 3 cheap folding lawn chairs set them up to hold her over
then go enjoy the rest of your day
 
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Wiggy

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You know those cushion things they have to put on hardwood kitchen chairs? Super-glue a couple of those to the big box.

Pull the tall box on it's end in front of them & staple a tablecloth to it.

Drag the thin box around the corner so she doesn't see it.

Text her that it's done & you hope she enjoys it as you pull out of the driveway heading to the golf course.
 
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Wiggy

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Fan_of_Fanboys said:
Or have like 6 leftover and then you're stuck wondering if they gave you too many or if you missed something important
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Fortunately for OP, the one screw missing and / or 6 extra ones will be explained in the instructions.

Unfortunately for OP, it'll be the instructions printed in French, Japanese, Korean, German, or maybe even Swahili - but *not* the ones printed in English.
 
steroid to heaven

steroid to heaven

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Judobill said:
I don’t get a whole lot of days off. I like to chill out, maybe play some golf, watch some YouTube, eat some good food. I’m at home today and she asks me to move my car out of the garage because she has some new outdoor furniture being delivered. Fine. Then this shows up, and she asks me to assemble it. Fucking hell.View attachment 158932
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my wife broke her leg 1st day into an expensive ski trip
that sucked.
her being home from work for the next 60 days was worse.
buying shit like pergolas and ikea closets for me to assemble


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDYRh-_KB-8


View: https://youtu.be/OTVOGHdmhLY?t=7


not as easy as it looks, alone
 
Judobill

Judobill

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I told her not to buy this cheap Made in China shit anymore. To their credit, it’s going together pretty easily and check this out, a spare parts bag.IMG_8035.jpeg
 
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