General My wife scared the fuck out of me last night

[Fan_of_Fanboys]

she said I sounded like a retard

Which is drastically different than you sound like when you're awake?

 

[segfault]

Which is drastically different than you sound like when you're awake?

 

[kvr28]

I'm grateful I don't remember dreams. I'm thinking most of them aren't good. Woke my wife up one night screaming, she said I sounded like a retard who got his nuts slammed in a car door.

So it was a normal day then

 

[kvr28]

Your wife fucked me scared last night!

Is what a jackass would say, so I'm not going to

Well that thanks for not being a jackass!


















Asshole

 

[2oldguy]

Sweet dreams, everything will probably maybe be ok - nothing to worry about at all - especially if you have guest room with a good lock!

Our house makes really freaky noises and we both hear it like someone is really in the house, now

 

[2oldguy]

We say fuck it, but wtf, those are real noises

 

[kvr28]

Sweet dreams, everything will probably maybe be ok - nothing to worry about at all - especially if you have guest room with a good lock!

Our house makes really freaky noises and we both hear it like someone is really in the house, now

I slept out in my truck! Screw you ghosts!

 

[2oldguy]

They can find you there too!

 

[kvr28]

They can find you there too!

Well son of a bitch, time to get some sage and garlic