General NFL 2023-24 Official Thread

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NotBanjaxo

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I'm settling in to watch the Dolphins / Panthers game.

I see the Bengals play the Seahawks in another of the early games, keep an eye on the score in that one folks - if the Bengals lose to a team coached by everyone's favourite gum chewer Pete Carroll, we may have to put Hauler @Hauler on sucide watch.
 

Robbie Hart

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Fuck sake with the commercials

The NFL is all TV commercials

I need to get that hacked Firestick up and running
 

Hauler

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Pete Carroll came to Cincy to chew bubblegum and win a football game.

And all he did was chew bubblegum.

Have a nice flight back to Seattle you fucking cock-gobbler.
 

NotBanjaxo

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Fuck sake with the commercials

The NFL is all TV commercials

I need to get that hacked Firestick up and running
I always have another tab open browsing the internet for interesting stuff whilst I watch.

An NFL game is a 3 hour advert with football breaks.
 

NotBanjaxo

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Pete Carroll came to Cincy to chew bubblegum and win a football game.

And all he did was chew bubblegum.

Have a nice flight back to Seattle you fucking cock-gobbler.
Looks like another low score for the Bengals offense, how was Burrow today? Still hobbling a bit?
 

Hauler

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Looks like another low score for the Bengals offense, how was Burrow today? Still hobbling a bit?
He was OK. The Seattle D bothered him more than his calf, imo.

But the upcoming bye week is coming at the perfect time. Get healthy. Sitting at 3-3. Very much in the thick of it in the AFC.
 

Hauler

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SF getting some bullshit calls against them late in this one.
 

Hauler

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Deebo and Run CMC both hurt and out of this game.

1:40 left.
49ers ball at the 25.

Ps:
Fuck Cleveland.
 

Hauler

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Tampa Bay wearing their push-pop color throwback jerseys - which they've probably got about a 12% winning % all time.

Plenty of older fans in Florida suffering some PTSD flashbacks right now.
 

Hauler

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SF drives the field without 2 of their biggest stars and they have a 41 yard FG to win it.
 

Robbie Hart

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And he fucking missed it.
Wide right.

Browns win.
Sumbitch.
Fucking dvr fucked up the end of that game for me

and all the snow birds and old cunts with mustaches in Florida with their fucking dogs called “my little baby” who treat them like grandchildren and take them into grocery stores can go fuck themselves
 

Rambo John J

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Pete Carroll came to Cincy to chew bubblegum and win a football game.

And all he did was chew bubblegum.

Have a nice flight back to Seattle you fucking cock-gobbler.
They should have played Drew Lock
Geno has fallen off since last year and appears to be regressing to his previous form
 

Hauler

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Jimmy G is hurt.

Brian Fucking Hoyer is in. He finally gets his chance to show Belichick that he made a mistake benching him all those years
 
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Robbie Hart

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Tampa Bay wearing their push-pop color throwback jerseys - which they've probably got about a 12% winning % all time.

Plenty of older fans in Florida suffering some PTSD flashbacks right now.
Beautiful uniforms
 

Hauler

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LMAO

Raiders just closed out the game by sacking Mac Jones in the end zone. Safety.

Raiders 21
Patriots 17

Patriots are 1-5